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Bad Business
(2024)

WTF
What is up with these reviews? Did we watch the same movie? I stopped writing reviews because there were so many, I felt that they would never be read. At times this was a total snooze feast. The camera work in some of scenes was just awful. There was a basket ball game that went on for what seemed like forever, it almost seemed as if one of the players was holding the camera. The storyline was weak. The 25 number 10 ratings must have come from the staff and crew. I think my 5 rating might be too high. Hitchhiking across the country, quick stop to work as a dealer and a hitman for a drug kingpin. Then fall in love with the local THOT. Dealing drugs, no sex and no nudity come on.

Ultima Ratio
(2023)

Loved this movie. Watch it now.
This movie was great. Almost from beginning to end. I don't love a lot of movies, but I loved this one. Jam packed with action. Gun play, grenades, bombs, hostages and a good deal of martial arts including knife play. There's some edge of your seat moments, remember this is a B movie. It's not Die Hard, but for a B movie I really enjoyed it. Pop the popcorn, dim the lights and watch the movie for what it is. Okay, This the part where I have said all that I need to say, but they force me to write 600 words. So you can stop reading now cuz I can't think of anything else worthwhile to say except.....Nuff Said Mike Out.

Dinoshark
(2010)

Cool Watch
Do you want to sit down with popcorn on a Friday night with a date, no. But a Saturday or Sunday afternoon, when there's nothing on TV but golf or racing. This is the perfect movie just for you. Remember this is a B movie so don't put it up against the blockbusters. It's about a prehistoric shark, one hundred and fifty million years old. The Graphics aren't bad for a B movie. They try to make it as believable as they can, with the budget they were working with. It was certainly well fed lol. I tried to keep a body count, but it didn't work. There's a lot of eye candy for both guys and girls. Give it a watch and decide for yourself. Nuff Said Mike Out.

Shotgun Wedding
(2022)

This this movie was hilarious and stupid
I guess this was a love it or hate it sort of flick. I was a wedding DJ for 30 years and I always loved destination weddings. Families mixing together for the first time, what can possibly go wrong lol. A destination wedding you have no place to escape with Escape being the operative word this time. This had all sorts of trickery going on. Pirates, gun play, explosions and small car crashes. The quirky Mother of the groom, the pretentious Mother of the Bride. The wanna be Father's of the bride and groom. The action was funny and slightly exaggerated. But what do you expect it's Hollywood. This is a movie that you have to watch for yourself and form your own opinion I think it's funny. Nuff Said Mike Out.

Dead and Alive: The Race for Gus Farace
(1991)

Early Samuel L Jackson
When I see Samuel L Jackson name in the credits, I usually check it out. But this is not what you would expect. It's early Sam (I call him Sam, cuz I got it like that lol). He's has hair including the big bald spot. He hasn't picked up the weight (amazing what money, food and age will do to or for you lol). He's in the movie, but they spend the majority of the time trying to find out who killed him. The cast isn't bad, the acting is good. The storyline is somewhat predictable, but what mob movie isn't lol. This is not a movie night flick. Late night, Saturday or Sunday afternoon works. Nuff Said Mike Out. 0.

Bring Him Back Dead
(2022)

Pretty good
Not as bad as everyone else is saying. I've seen Louis Mandylor play better parts, but he was with Scott Adkins. There is a lot of stupid in this but that provides the comedy 🤣. This is the heist from hell. It starts off wrong and keeps getting worse. The band of idiots compound mistakes as if that was the plan. This definitely worth the watch. It's a star studded list a B actors. The acting is not bad some of the people you immediately want to see killed, get what's coming, but not the way you would expect it. The ending isn't too predictable, and it's not that long. Like this is, because they make me use 600 characters. Nuff Said Mike Out.

Blackenstein
(1973)

So bad
This could have easily been so much better. I'm not a writer but I think I couldn't have done a better job than this. It's somewhat predictable but then takes a horrible turn for the worst. The veteran comes home with no arms or legs, gee whatever should we do? The doctor is doing great things with some positive results, let me see if he can help my friend? But of course the butler did it and all of these great minds, no one figures it out. Here's a damn butler who in a matter of days falls inn love with the new house guest, the good looking PhD scientist. Now he's mad because he doesn't have a shot. Please. How much fun would that be introducing him at parties. Why yes I did win the Nobel Prize, meet my husband, high school dropout, the butler. I usually say at this point to watch it for yourself, nope. Pick something else. This ask if this contains spoilers? The only thing that will be spoiled here will be your evening lol. Stay away. Nuff Said Mike Out.

Hell Baby
(2013)

Hilarious
Not at all what I was expecting. No one is ever going to read this, but I'm writing it anyway. This was my first movie of 2023. I was looking for a little horror movie to kick off the new year, came across this one and gave it a try. What a surprise. This had me laughing out loud. Due to some unfortunate circumstances I am temporarily stuck in a total care nursing home with a roommate. My Assisted living facility has no heat or hot Water and the State stepped in an shut it down. Why am I telling you all of this you ask? Because this thing makes me type 600 characters. I woke him up, maybe I'll let him watch it. Until then, you watch it, really funny. The movie that is, not me being stuck in a smelly nursing home lol 🙃 😅 😆 😴 Nuff Said Mike Out.

Death Note
(2017)

I'm beginning to doubt my taste
I'm beginning to doubt my taste in movies lol. I always thought I marched to a different drummer, I was a drum major in high school so I guess those people had to follow me. Reading all of the other reviews (ok, yeah yeah I know, there were 1.2k of them, so I didn't read them all, but I read a lot of them) not many are with me now.

I thought it had a good pace, decent action, good acting. But dang, come on people, 18,000 plus gave it 1 star. I didn't see the original so I guess I had nothing to be angry about. Find someone, pop sum popcorn, settle in and check this out and let me know what you think. Nuff Said Mike Out.

Nash Bridges
(2021)

Hellcat, Hellyeah
Ok, first off you have to be a fan. All of the naysayers are obviously not, Don Johnson, Miami Vice, Nash Bridges fans. It has a little of everything in it. They start out by totaling the barracua and replacing it with a bright yellow 702hp Hellcat. If you're listening to it with decent speakers, just the rumble gets your juices flowing. I didn't know they made that in a convertible. Yes people, it's about the car, it's always about the car lol. His sidearm is a little bigger and better but that's also to be expected. I loved it. I'm not someone who watches movies over and over again, but you can bet your bottom dollar I'm watching this one over again. Please please please make another on. Maybe toss Philip Michael Thomas in the mix, what the heck. This is a good watch, check it out. Nuff Said Mike Out.

Ambulance
(2022)

Why do you watch
The reviews go on and on, Michael Bay this and Michael Bay that. If you know sooooo much about him, and you clearly don't like him, why do you watch? You would never go to your favorite restaurant, scan the menu, find the one thing you hate and say, hey, I think I'll go with this. This movie had everything that makes a good movie except nudity. Toss in a couple of naked women and I probably would have given it a 10. Fights, gun play, car chases, this one has it all. Movies are made for different tastes, and just because I like something you don't, in no way makes you better than me, or your taste better than mine. Who reviews these write ups? Why do you allow someone to watch 5 or 10 minutes of a 2 hour movie then come on here and trash it? This movie was good and I'm sure I will watch it again. 👍

Deep Murder
(2019)

Love it or hate it
Reading the other reviews, you either love this movie or you hate it. I try to finish each movie I start, but this one was really difficult. I finished it but I still didn't get it. On top of being a mess I think some of the bad acting was for effect, but not a very good one.

I wanted to stop there but I'm forced to use 600 characters 😔. Other reviews use two or three lines say all that needs to be said and they are out. Will someone please teach me the trick please 🙏. I'm even running out of the personalist banter to fill this thing so that I can hit the submit button. This makes no sense someone help me please.

Vampire Strippers
(2021)

ANOTHER JOKE
This was a real joke. Vampire Strippers. A movie about Strippers and strip clubs with a complete lack of nudity. The casting call must of said must be willing to work for free. I worked in the industry for several years, if this was the talent it would have been closed in a week. The talent was almost fully dressed on stage and the guys were throwing 100's. NO WAY. The sound was terrible, the lightning was either too bright or too dark. They covered the couches and walls with wrinkled sheets. Girls dancing to entire songs while guys threw 5000 at her. This would be unrealistic if they were throwing 1's. One dance set literally lasted 10 minutes with some find out generic elevator music playing. One girl came out completely fully dressed with the top and pants that came all the way to her ankles and never changed while they threw hundreds never in a thousand years would this happen. The audio director had no idea what he was doing. The big gangster rich vampire was being driven around in a Kia Sorento what a joke. Partying on a yacht drinking out of paper cups. The dime store fangs were really funny. This movie is a complete waste of time. I recommend looking for something else to watch this is terrible.

The Struggle II: The Dilemma
(2021)

Why do they keep making these.
Hi School film school could do better than this. The plot is terrible, and the acting is awful. It's not the worst thing I've seen but it's a close second. They are using their personal houses and cars. Hand held cameras, as bad as this is they may have used cell phones. Okay they are making me use 600 characters again.

So here I go with the superfluous chatter again. Because I truly can't come up with 600 characters about this sorry movie. The person that gave this a 10 was in the movie. Nuff Said Mike Out. Why do I have to come up with 600 characters and some people just write a two or three lines. Enough already.

The Rising Hawk
(2019)

Here we go again
All of the negative reviews. This was a good movie. Action, drama, romance, and a horse chase (no cars lol). It was nominated for 5 awards and won 3. The fight scenes were good, and a lot of them. This is a good weekend watch, with the popcorn and potato chips. Grab the beverage of your choice and enjoy a good flick. This is worth the watch, maybe even a couple of times. Also my 2 cents worth. The people who only watch 5 or 10 minutes of the movie should not be allowed to trash it. Nuff Said Mike Out.

Ok here we go again with the Superfluous filler to make my 600 characters. Why do some get away with a couple of lines? Okay, again, Nuff Said Mike Out.

The Inheritance
(2020)

Strange
The best way to describe this movie is strange. Definitely not a horror movie. Very slow pace. Completely unrealistic. The husband needed a good throttling, then dropped off a cliff and eaten by sharks. Any man that would attempt manipulate his wife for his own good deserves just what he got. But after you get the answers you need, no one walks away from several million when all the people who would need to be punished are dead. That's just not how life works. Well at least not in the real world in which we live. I don't recommend this one, especially if you're looking for a horror movie. Nuff Said Mike Out.

The Last Days of American Crime
(2020)

Same movie?
OMG, did we watch the same movie? I watched this movie, came to the reviews all set to read praise about an action packed shootem up and........................bam. Most of the people seemed to hate what I thought was pretty good. I don't understand how someone bragging about how they turned it off after 58 minutes is entitled to such a strong opinion about something that is 149 minutes long. Well I liked it,will probably watch it again someday. Nuff Said Mike Out.

Well here we go again. They won't accept my review because it's not 600 characters. So this is just a bunch of Superfluous filler so that they will accept my review. This has absolutely nothing to do with the film just to submit button. Let's try again.

The Hand Bag
(2020)

What was that?
These people are making me a lier. I defend B movies. But this movie sucked by any standard. There were so many things wrong with this movie. The sound engineer hasn't started school yet (any school). The special effects, were really special. The best part about this flick was it was only 45 minutes. The so called love scene was awful. The acting was terrible. The casting director must have casted everyone he owed a favor to. The girl that was supposed to be a model, must have been a hand model. And the one that thought she was all that, was better looking after she was shot in the face. Everyone that gave this movie a 10 rating, was in the movie and they were under contract to do so. Nuff Said Mike Out.

Yu Qian Shi Wei
(2011)

So you think you can do it better
You can always tell the people on here that have never accomplished anything of their own. They are quick to dog someone else's hard work. They constantly grade B movies against A list movies. This was a good old-fashioned 70s martial arts piece. If that's what you're looking for, this will do the trick. Grab some popcorn, find a comfortable seat and Watch it for what it is and enjoy. Nuff Said Mike Out.

Ok I was finished with this a while ago but this is forcing me to use at least 600 characters. So sorry for the Superfluous content maybe that's why this has so few reviews. Sorry maybe this will fill it. Cheating, yes, effective, we'll see lol.

Snow Black
(2021)

Not this one
I'm known for defending B movies, but not this one. I have never given a movie a 1 rating before today. How was this even made. The Graphics were deplorable, the sound person hasn't even started school. The boom mic sounds like two tin cans and a string. The fight scenes are a JOKE. The little blurb they stuck in between the credits, that said, I want Snow Black dead by morning, should have been in reference to the movie. The only reason I would give to watch this movie is, misery loves company. Horrible, just horrible.

Dorcha
(2021)

A mess from start to finish
This movie was a mess from start to finish. When it was finally over, you are glad it's over, but have no idea what happened. I watched the movie repeating certain sections and I still could make no sense of it. The acting was very week at times. Maybe you can watch it and explain it to me.

The 355
(2022)

This movie is kicka$$
All of the people with the negative reviews, must have watched a different movie. I love action movies with female leads, and this one has it all. Martial arts, gun play, violence, and a touch of romance. I'm not one who watches movies twice, but you can bet I'll be watching this one again. WATCH THIS MOVIE 🎬. In the words of Tony the tiger, it is Great. Watch it.

The Outsider
(2014)

Wanna be writers are at it again
Once again everybody can't be a critic, so they come here and bash good movie's. This movie had the perfect balance that you want in a movie. Good storyline, fair amount of drama, good acting, great action, cool ending. Watch the movie. Remember it's a B flick. Nuff Said Mike Out.

The Bag Girls 2
(2022)

Just bad
I only sat through this because after wondering how Bag Girls was ever made. There was now a 2. Bad acting, just stupid storyline, horrible soundtrack. Let's just hope there is no 3. If you're reading this first, pass on this one, a root canal is less painful. Nuff Said Mike Out.

Asylum of Fear
(2018)

Wanna be critics at it again
This is a B movie. The acting is weak at times, the set is really generic, the story has been done to death, but this is still worth a watch. There are a lot of twists trying to improve on the other scripts that have been done over and over again. Check it out. Nuff Said Mike Out.

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