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This movie is about a little girl being traumatized by her entire family. The food and the couple are incredibly boring and bland.

Nothing about the movie is original or interesting really.

When it starts it looks like they're going to focus on the food, but then they completely forget about it.

The main plot of the movie is supposed to be about this chef not paying attention to his family in the pursue of a Michelin star, but they wrote it in this weird way that nothing ever feels justified, what he does doesn't feel that bad, and the way his wife reacts seems super over the top.

The whole thing is very clumsy and bland. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

I was a big fan of the originals as most 80s kids, then they did that new one with the new team and that was really bad (I wasn't against the girl team, I think all the actresses are really funny, but the script and dialogues in that movie were horrible).

I wasn't going to watch this one because the last one left a very bad taste in my mouth, but I'm on holiday and had nothing to watch, HBO recommended it so I hit play.

From the get go the kids and the mom are OK, they have their funny moments and lines, so I was sold on the main cast.

The script is a mix, the first half is great, then it tries to hit all the nostalgia spots really fast, some are earned, some fall flat (we didn't need the mini marshmallow things, I'm sure they wanted to sell toys or something).

The kids also just know stuff sometimes, they figure out very complicated equipment in seconds and jump into conclusions like they watched the movie before.

I mean, it's still OK, the movie didn't need to be super smart or anything, but they could give that a little time to breathe, it feels like they wanted to reach the final set piece really fast so they had to jump over some character development in the way.

I enjoyed the movie for what it was, it's an honest and heartfelt sequel to the originals. It's a bit clumsy sometimes, but it never completely derails.

Watch it if you're a fan of the originals and on the fence.

The movie has no energy whatsoever, every scene starts at 2, and ends at minus 5.

Every bit is so depressing, sad, and pretentious, that it end up being comical in a bad way.

And it never ends, it's just suffering on top of more suffering, it's like she never had a normal (I'm not even saying happy) just normal moment in her life where she wasn't crying, being abused or mistreated by someone.

It just feels like a pretentious misguided mess, I'm sure the studio wants to win awards with this thing, and it might! But don't get fooled by that, don't waste your time watching this movie. Hopefully someone will come up with a good Marilyn biopic someday, but this is not it.