Brendan Fraser en el papel de...
Rick O'Connell
- Ardeth Bay: [to Alex] By putting this on, you have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse.
- [Alex gasps]
- Rick: [to Ardeth] You, lighten up.
- Rick: [to Alex] You, big trouble.
- Rick: [to Jonathan] You, get in the car.
- Evelyn: [about Ahm Shere] Alexander the Great sent troops in search of it.
- Rick: Great for him.
- Evelyn: So did Caesar.
- Rick: Yeah, look what happened to his career.
- Evelyn: And Napoleon.
- Rick: Yeah, but we're smarter than him. And taller, too.
- Evelyn: Exactly. That's why we're the ones who are gonna find it.
- Rick: Because we're taller?
- Ardeth Bay: [on seeing Rick's tattoo] If I were to say to you, "I am a stranger traveling from the East, seeking that which is lost"...
- Rick: Then I would reply that, "I am a stranger traveling from the West. It is I whom you seek." How...
- Ardeth Bay: Then it is true. You have the sacred mark.
- Rick: What, that? No, that got slapped on me when I was in an orphanage in Cairo.
- Ardeth Bay: That mark means you're a protector of man, a warrior for God, a Medjai.
- Rick: I'm sorry. You've got the wrong guy.
- [as Evelyn stops to drag a bench to block the museum's entrance]
- Rick: Honey, whatcha doing? These guys don't use doors.
- Rick: And let me guess. It was commanded by, uh, the Scorpion King guy?
- Evelyn: Yes, but he only awakens once every 5,000 years.
- Rick: Right. And if someone doesn't kill him, then he's gonna wipe out the world.
- Evelyn: How did you know?
- Rick: I didn't. But that's always the story.
- Evelyn: The last known expedition to actually reach Ahm Shere was sent by Ramses the Fourth over 3,000 years ago. He sent over a thousand men.
- Rick: And none of them was ever seen again.
- Evelyn: How did you know?
- Rick: I didn't. But that's always the story.
- Rick: Alex I've got a big job for you. I want you to stay here and protect the car.
- Jonathan: I can do that.
- Alex: Protect the car? Come on, Dad. Just because I'm a kid doesn't mean I'm stupid.
- Rick: I know.
- Alex: [ruffles his hair] Dad!
- Rick: Ehh...
- Jonathan: If you see anyone come running out screaming, it's just me.
- Rick: [to Jonathan about Alex] Maybe you should stay here and watch him.
- Jonathan: Yes, now you're talking.
- Rick: [to Ardeth Bay on seeing Imhotep's resurrection] You know, a couple of years ago this would have seemed really strange to me.
- Ardeth Bay: I am sorry if I alarmed your son, but you must understand, now that the bracelet is on his wrist, we have only seven days before the Scorpion King awakens.
- Rick: We? What we?
- Ardeth Bay: If he is not killed, he will raise the Army of Anubis.
- Jonathan: I take it that's not a good thing?
- Rick: Oh, he'll wipe out the world.
- Jonathan: Ah, the old "wipe out the world" ploy.
- Rick: Right. She's a reincarnated princess, and I'm a warrior for God.
- Ardeth Bay: And your son leads the way to Ahm Shere. Three sides of the pyramid. This was all preordained thousands of years ago.
- Evelyn: But how does the story end?
- Ardeth Bay: Ah, only the journey is written, not the destination.
- Rick: Convenient.
- [after their narrow escape, Izzy cheers wildly, then rounds on O'Connell, furious]
- Izzy: O'Connell. You almost got me killed!
- Rick: [shrugs weakly] At least you didn't get shot.
- Evelyn: Izzy! Thank you!
- [kisses Izzy on the cheek]
- Evelyn: Thank you!
- [kisses Izzy on the cheek again]
- Jonathan: [with his diamond] Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Izzy: [considerably more mellow] O'Connell, who the hell you been messin' with this time, huh?
- Rick: Oh, you know, the usual. Mummies, pygmies, big bugs.
- Rick: Where the hell's Jonathon?
- [Jonathon drives up in a double-decker bus with Alex]
- Evelyn: Alex!
- Rick: What's the matter with my car?
- Jonathan: Well, I was forced to find an alternative means of transportation.
- Rick: [shouting] A double-decker bus?
- Jonathan: [pointing to Alex] It was his idea!
- Alex: Was not!
- Jonathan: Was too!
- Rick: Just go!
- Jonathan: Was too!
- Alex: Was not!
- Rick: Okay, you're here, the bad guys are here, Evy's been kidnapped. Let me guess.
- Ardeth Bay: Yes, they once again removed the creature from his grave.
- Jonathan: I don't mean to point fingers, but isn't it your job to make sure that *doesn't* happen?
- Ardeth Bay: That woman who was with him, she knows things; things that no living person could possibly know. She knew exactly where the creature was buried. We were hoping she would lead us to the bracelet. She obviously did. And now they have it.
- Alex: [revealing the bracelet on his wrist] I wouldn't get too nervous just yet.
- [Evie is trying to bribe Rick into checking out the Oasis of Ahm Shere]
- Evelyn: I think the bracelet is some sort of guide to the lost oasis of Ahm Shere.
- Rick: Evy, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is no. We just got home.
- Evelyn: That's the beauty of it. We're already packed.
- Rick: Why don't you just give me one good reason?
- Evelyn: It's just an oasis... darling. A beautiful... exciting... romantic... oasis.
- Rick: Hmm. The kind with the white, sandy beach and the palm trees and the cool, clear, blue water and... We could have some of those big drinks with the little umbrellas.
- Evelyn: Sounds good.
- Rick: Sounds too good. What's the catch?
- Evelyn: Supposedly it's the resting place of Anubis's army.
- Rick: Ah, ya see? I knew there's a catch. There's *always* a catch.
- Izzy: Remember that bank job in Marrakesh?
- Evelyn: Bank job?
- Rick: It's not like it sounds.
- Izzy: Ah, it's exactly how it sounds. I'm flying high, *hiding* in the sun. The white boy here flags me down, so I fly in low for the pickup. The next thing I know, I get shot! I'm lying in the middle of the road with my spleen hanging out and I see him waltzing up with some belly dancer girl.
- Evelyn: Belly dancer girl? Izzy, I think you and I should talk.
- Izzy: As long as I don't get shot.
- [after crashing through London and fighting off the Mummy soldiers]
- Rick: You all right?
- Ardeth Bay: This was my first bus ride.