Eugene Levy en el papel de...
Jim's Dad
- Jim's Dad: [1:27:29] Why do you think, uh, Michelle, they call it "making love"?
- Michelle: I don't know. I just call it "boning".
- Jim's Dad: Boning? Well, when-when you're doing other things with Jim, when you're not... um... boning, how does he make you feel?
- Michelle: Horny, like I wanna bone.
- Jim's Dad: But-but, we can't be boning from sunrise to sunset, dear.
- Michelle: Oh, you've never tried it?
- Jim's Dad: I certainly have. I have. I've boned... from sunrise, uh, right through brunch on more than one occasion.
- [Jim is nervous before his wedding]
- Jim: Honesty, now- Honestly, would you have passed up sex with Nadia?
- Jim's Dad: Why? Did she say something?
- Jim: Hypothetically, Dad.
- Jim's Dad: Oh, hypothetically. Well, I mean, you know, Jim, I'm a married man. I'm...
- Jim: If-If-If you weren't married.
- Jim's Dad: She's a college girl.
- Jim: If you were a college guy.
- Jim's Dad: In a heartbeat. Oh yeah.
- Jim's Dad: [Jim's father arrives at the restaurant just as Michelle is secretly giving Jim a blow job] Here's the ring, son.
- Jim: Ohh.
- Jim's Dad: Let me tell you something, this is some ring. Look at the rock on this baby, Mister Big Spender. I hope you didn't blow your wad on this, son.
- Jim: Not yet.
- Jim's Dad: Your mother and I could not be more thrilled for you, Jim. I mean, we're so happy, and I know you're excited. I can see it in your face. I mean, you look like you're ready to burst.
- Jim: Uh, huh.
- Jim's Dad: I mean, your cheeks, they're flushed. I wish your mother could be here.
- Jim: Not me.