Dan Castellaneta en el papel de...
Homer Simpson • Abraham Simpson • The Rich Texan • Joe Quimby • Groundskeeper Willie • Lugash • Krusty the Clown • Sideshow Mel • Squeaky-voiced teen • Hans Moleman • Louie • Barney Gumble • Mayan Homer • Itchy Mascot • Poochie Mascot • Freddy Quimby • Arnie Pye • The Yes Guy • Talking Krusty Doll • Leprechaun • Kodos • Blue-haired lawyer • Number 51 • Zutroy • Fallout Boy
- Krusty the Clown: All right, I finished your dumb ride. Up you go.
- Carl Carlson: Oh, I never ride Viking Boats. Not with my stomach. I just wanted to make you build one.
- Krusty the Clown: I said, GET ON THE BOAT.
- Lenny Leonard: Are you aiming a gun at us?
- Krusty the Clown: I sure am. And I'm prepared to use it. Maybe even make jokes about it. Or the organization that lobbies on behalf of it.
- Carl Carlson: Look, shoot us if you want. But don't make a joke at the NRA's expense. They can't take it, and I don't want to listen to their whining.
- Krusty the Clown: Yeah, you'd think people with guns would have a thicker skin. But you're still getting on that boat.
- Homer Simpson: Lisa! Thank God you're here to guide me through this tutorial.
- Lisa Simpson: What happened?
- Homer Simpson: Difficult to say, sweetie. The town blew up, I built our house and you showed up.
- Homer Simpson: All we know for sure is, I'm completely blameless.
- Lisa Simpson: Hmmm. Maybe if we keep building things, Mom and Bart will show up too.
- Homer Simpson: I'm sure they will. This thing would be way too sad if they didn't.
- Lisa Simpson: Then let's do it. But first, we should clean this place up a bit.
- Homer Simpson: You're joking right?
- Homer Simpson: Cleaning, really? I can't believe that's what passes for fun in games these days.
- Lisa Simpson: It's tedious, I know. That's why I want to do some too!
- Lisa Simpson: Evergreen Terrace is starting to take shape. Now we need to build the Flanders house.
- Homer Simpson: Okay.
- Homer Simpson: Let's start by looking for the spot on the map furthest from any place I'd ever want to go...
- Lisa Simpson: But Dad, Mr. Flanders is our neighbor, so we'll have to move the Kwik-E-Mart somewhere first.
- Homer Simpson: grumbles. Okay, but I better get an achievement for this.
- Lisa Simpson: Wow, the ornate interior and new age looking exterior of Swanky Fish is impressive!
- Homer Simpson: But I thought this was a seafood place. What's with all this rice, avocado, and... yuck! Is this seaweed?
- Lisa Simpson: It's called Nori wrap. Sushi really is an art form.
- Homer Simpson: But I don't want my food to be an art form. I want it to be food.