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Roddy
- Roddy: Whatever's going on, I assure you, I'm not involved. I'm just an innocent bystander.
- Spike: Rita, Rita, Rita.
- [laughs]
- Spike: Thought you could give us the slip?
- [Slips and falls]
- Spike: What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right! Who have we got here?
- Whitey: I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.
- [Roddy is using a cell phone as a shield as Rita throws crayons at him; the crayons dial a number]
- Take Out: Ha Chin Chinese takeout.
- Roddy: Yes, I'm being attacked by a madwoman! She's got crayons!
- Take Out: One chicken chow mein. With wonton?
- Roddy: No, crayons!
- Take Out: No wonton! You want rice? Fried or white?
- Roddy: Fried. No, wait!
- Take Out: You want wonton or what?
- Roddy: Cancel that order.
- Spike: Blimy, it's cold.
- Whitey: That's why I wore me mittens.
- Spike: Wha... Hitmen don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrasing me!
- Whitey: It's all right for you. You've got little hands. They don't freeze as much.
- Rita: What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? Give me back my ruby!
- Roddy: I haven't got your ruby!
- [the ruby falls on his hand]
- Roddy: Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby.
- Roddy: Will you please tell these people I'm not involved in this?
- Rita: Fine. All right, all right, listen up. This gentleman, he's not from around here.
- Roddy: Thank you.
- Rita: Just look how nicely he's dressed.
- Roddy: Ah, thank you.
- Rita: And why? Because he's an international jewel thief!
- Roddy: Precisely... What? No, no!
- Rita: This is quite tasty.
- Roddy: Thanks. I don't think it's too bad, considering I only had an apple, four raisins and a box of rice.
- Rita: Rice?
- Slug: [singing] What's that urge from deep inside? / The need to hurl won't be denied / That isn't rice, that's maggots you're eating.
- Maggots: Larva, larva, larva...
- Roddy: Well. That explains why it all ran to one side when I put salt in it.
- Roddy: [singing] Ice cold Rita / Never did I meet a / Girl who's half so cruel / I offered her a jewel / But she left me stuck / Stranded on a duck / What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy... Me! / That's Roddy St. James of Kensington.
- Singing Slugs: Poor, poor Roddy / Flushed down his own potty / Rita, can't you find it in your heart... to help him?
- Roddy: How mean can one rat be? / Ice cold Rita / Won't you be sweeter to me?
- Sid: You were going to flush me down the loo!
- Roddy: No, no, no! It's a big jacuzzi, the deluxe model!
- Sid: Well then, you won't mind if I get the bubbles going, will ya?
- Roddy: No, not the lever! Have mercy! No! No! I can't swim!
- Sid: Bon voyage, me old cream cracker. Hold your nose.
- Roddy: No, no, no! You can't do this!
- Sid: You were going to try and flush me? Let's see how you like it!
- Roddy: [Showing Sid the toilet] After a hard day navigating the sewer pipes, there's nothing better than relaxing in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath.
- Roddy: [gasps, gets grabbed by the metallic hand, and gets moved to a person hiding in the shadows] Sorry, I didn't mean to intrude, Mr. uh... Captain Skipper Thingy.
- Rita: [comes out from the shadows as she places the gum she's been chewing to the button] Hey! That's *Miss* Captain Skipper Thingy to you!
- Roddy: Oops.
- Rita: What are you doing on my boat?
- Roddy: Look, I've had a really bad day and I just need your help. You see, I've been thrown out of my own home, flushed down my own toile...
- [the boat's hand puts a finger over his mouth]
- Rita: Yeah, thank you, too much information. I've got my own problems, mate.