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Johnny Rose
- Johnny Rose: Where did Alexis go?
- David Rose: She went out. She said there have been some big changes in her life.
- Johnny Rose: Yes, I should say so.
- David Rose: Why are you waving a thermometer in my face?
- Johnny Rose: It's a pregnancy test!
- David Rose: Ooh! What?
- Johnny Rose: There's a smiley face. So I assume that it's a positive result?
- Moira Rose: Are we sure that it's hers?
- Johnny Rose: Well, this test says that it's somebodys?
- David Rose: Come to think of it, I know that Alexis has been having a lot of ups and downs but I chalked that up to her personal life being a smoldering piece of shit!
- Johnny Rose: Someone needs to talk to her.
- David Rose: Don't look at me! I'm sure that she knows that it's a mistake?
- Moira Rose: I'll talk to her and tell her that SHE HAS NO RIGHT TO DUMP THIS PERSONAL AND FINANCIAL BURDEN ON US!
- Johnny Rose: Maybe I'll talk to her?
- Moira Rose: Now she'll have to move into one of those homes for unwed mothers!
- David Rose: Ooh, can you imagine?
- Johnny Rose: Moira, that's not going to happen!
- Moira Rose: I'm sure there are plenty of them on this side of the tracks! Let the nuns care for the little ones
- Johnny Rose: What Alexis needs now is to feel supported by her family!
- David Rose: I'll say it! I'm not in a space right now to be supportive of a baby!
- Johnny Rose: [Turning to David] You know David I'm a little bit disappointed in you. You spend a lot of your time with Alexis. You could have done a better job of looking out for her!
- Johnny Rose: Okay! I'm sorry I'm not a condom!
- Moira Rose: [Screaming] I knew something like this would happen. God help us all!
- Johnny Rose: Where did Alexis go?
- David Rose: She went out for a run. She said that she has big changes coming in her life.
- Johnny Rose: Yes, I should say so?
- David Rose: Why are you waving a thermometer in my face?
- Johnny Rose: It's a pregnancy test.
- David Rose: Ooh! What?
- Johnny Rose: It's a smiley face so I'm assuming it's a positive result?
- Moira Rose: Are we 100% sure that it's hers?
- Johnny Rose: Well, it's 100% sure it's somebodys!
- David Rose: Come to think of it Alexis has had some ups and downs but I chalked that up to her personal life is a steaming bowl of...
- David Rose: [Short pause] Someone needs to talk to her!
- Moira Rose: I'll talk to her. Yes, I'll tell her that she has no right to put this financial and emotional burden ON US!
- Johnny Rose: Maybe I'll talk to her?
- Moira Rose: Now she'll have to move into one of those homes for unwed mothers?
- David Rose: Can you imagine?
- Johnny Rose: Moira that's not going to happen.
- Moira Rose: I'm sure there are those on this side of the tracks. Let the nuns care for the little ones!
- Johnny Rose: What Alexis needs now is to feel supported by her family.
- David Rose: Okay. I'll say it. I am not in a space right now to care for a baby.
- Johnny Rose: You know I'm disappointed in you David. You spend a lot of time with Alexis the least you could have done is do a better job of protecting her.
- David Rose: Okay! I'm sorry that I'm not a condom!
- Moira Rose: [Screaming at the top of her lungs] I knew this would happen. God help us all!
- Alexis Rose: Dad, I've heard what you said but I think I can make it work.
- Moira Rose: What's happening?
- Alexis Rose: Dad's trying to get me to drop out of college.
- Johnny Rose: No that's not what was happening? I thought it was something else?
- Alexis Rose: What else?
- Moira Rose: Oh, he thought you were pregnant?
- Alexis Rose: What? Eww!
- Johnny Rose: We all thought that you were pregnant!
- Alexis Rose: Eww! That is so mean!
- Moira Rose: [as David walks into the room] There you are! Where were you all night?
- David Rose: Out.side, I was outside!
- Johnny Rose: A little past curfew?
- Alexis Rose: Ooh, burn David!
- David Rose: I was just processing Alexis's situation.
- Johnny Rose: David Alexis isn't...
- Alexis Rose: It's okay dad! Have your fun now David because when the twins arrive I'm going to need your help.
- David Rose: That's a hard pass!
- Alexis Rose: You're going to be so busy with them David!
- David Rose: Your body, your problem!
- Johnny Rose: David, Alexis isn't pregnant!
- Alexis Rose: Just think of them as tiny little roommates whose tiny little poops you get to clean up!
- David Rose: Thanks! Thanks a lot!