This is the West, Sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.

If I'm going to get shot at, I might as well get paid for it. How do I get a badge?

Yes sir, he'll be right in your lap in a minute, Sonny.

If there's anything I don't like, it's driving a stagecoach through Apache country.

I'm going' to Missouri with every steer, cow and bull that I can lay my hands on.

For the Allies as well as the Germans, it will be the longest day...,

There'll be wigs on the green this day.

Being here is news, but dying is my own business...

Ride, boldly ride, till you find El Dorado...

Stay on your horses men, and if you fall off, get on again.

"Where would I find this Rooster?"

"...nothing but cowboys, just like the word says."

"Old Rock of Ages, we got ourselves another war..."

"Back in town, somethin' was cookin', and it wasn't chicken!"

"Don't apologize, it's a sign of weakness."

"Don't say it's a fine mornin' or I'll shoot 'ya."

"Don't apologize, it's a sign of weakness."

Now who do you think was the stinkin', dirty low down rat that killed our Pa?

I suggest you see a doctor. Ding-dong, ding-dong.

Now boys, you know that ain't no way to treat your old Daddy.

"We're building a nation, so we've got to suffer."

Let the other guy die for his country, you'll live for yours.

Will you save my baby?

They say that the right two people are going to meet by an arrangement with destiny.

Boy, oh boy, has somebody come to town.

I know what it means to go through life empty and alone.

What's your pleasure folks, we hit it big and we're buyin'!

Only a man that carries a gun ever needs one.

Monsieur, words are what men live by, words are what they mean.

There's right and there's wrong. You got to do one or the other.

I'm kinda glad I didn't kill you tonight. You're funny as hell.

We may have to be neighbors, but I don't have to be neighborly.

...but, uh, three carts and no horse, eh?

I got news for you guys, we just passed the point of no return.

Outside a snort o' hooch now and then, I ain't got no bad habits.

Don't mind if I shoot, do you? It makes me feel better.

You may serve the soup course now Pappy!

Get your guns, boys, and get ready for action!

"We're not taught to be losers, good or otherwise."

"I think they've got me busted flatter than a haddock!"

Let's take 'em to Mexico!

"In this kind of war, you got to believe in what you're fighting for."

"You should look wonderful in Technicolor!"

You make with the pencils, and we'll make with the shovels.

Pa, you never told me a promise before.

I said Kentucky whiskey, and that's what I want!

"I'm tryin' to catch a ride on the cowboy's wagon, and here he comes!"

Gold has a way of bringin' out the larceny in all of us.

This is where we separate the men from the boys.

If you're going to hang, I'll hang with you!

The name's Duke, Lady.

Someone pinned the bleeding heart of China on your sleeve, but they never got around to me.

Words fail to express my contempt for this court!

It is not easy to know where loyalty ends and love begins.

You aren't building, you're destroying!

Who ever heard of sending messages over a piece of wire?

Sounds like a polite case of cattle rustling to me.

...if I didn't have a story to tell before, I've sure got a good one now!

I run this town with bullets, not ballots!

Certainly you have changed from a Frenchman to a Nazi!

You dirty lousy mick, you got no rules!

The Sahara Desert, straight ahead and turn to your left.

No man can stop the progress of the West!

Speaking of politics, where we're going there are only two parties, the quick and the dead.

Let's skedaddle outta dis mess before the coroner wit' the dead wagon get us.

Our partner don't usually go around murdering strangers...

"You know, there used to be a time when being an American meant something."

Get down out of there you upholstered nitwit!

If there's any hanging to be done, I'll take care of it.

"You don't know what kind of people you're dealing with, Mister!"

This would be a great country, if it weren't for the war.

A coyote never changes his bark.

So they're sending in another deputy, eh?

When it comes to choosin' sides Dinkie, you're not so good!

Hey that fella's a fighter, that's what we need around here.

Oh for goodness sake, I do love murder trials, don't you?

Them fellas seem to be in a mighty big hurry!

You suppose you could, eh, go in and tell her you like her biscuits or somethin'...

Looks like them mugs is hankin' for trouble!

Hey that fella's a fighter, that's what we need around here.

Get out of here, I want this thing to be legal.

Looks to me like somebody was getting a dirty deal...

Let the stranger ride. We accept his proposition.

You can expect him anywhere there's money.

You know we ought to give up this racket though, gonna lead us both to a rope necktie one of these days.

My gosh, he get away!

"So you're the Wrecker, the man who murdered my father!"

My orders were to work alone.

I mean that from now on, I'm Gat Ganns, murderer.

Neighbor, how stands the Union now?

I've got a wild scheme in my head, and just a chance that it'll work!

More trouble, more fun.

...my boy, shake the hand that shook the hand of Buffalo Bill.

Some men are like books written in a strange language, and that makes it awfully hard to read them.

You'd better run along before a storm breaks, 'cause I've got a feeling I'm gonna cloud up and rain all over you.

"Well, someday you're going to hate me, when that time comes I'm leaving this part of the country for good."

"I didn't get you into this to get yourself killed."

"You forget Senor Sheriff, wolves run in packs, and mine is not far behind."

"If you fellas are through with your little necktie party, why I'll be on my way."