In the early days of basic cable channels like TNT and TBS, they would clumsily dub odd words over words that were deemed too racy for a general audience. These methods have mostly evaporated with time but when they were still prevalent, some truly odd turns of phrase were made to come out of the actors' mouths.

Which of these dubs from that era is the most laughable?

Discuss the list here

* you can see the uncensored lines on the pages of the films