Sebastian: Superman's flying around metropolis and he's horny as hell. He's checking out the rooftops and all of a sudden he sees Wonder Woman sunning herself on the roof of the Justice League. I mean she is lying there buck naked and spread eagle. Looks like she wants to get *beep* right?

So Superman starts thinking to himself, "Man I gotta get myself some of that wonderpussy." and then he realizes that he can fly down, do a little fast pumping and be gone before she even sees him. Because he's Superman. He's faster than a speeding bullet, right?

So Superman, he swoops down, he *beep* her so quick, she doesn't even see him. Wonderwoman sits up and says, "What the *beep* was that?" and The Invisible Man says "I don't know but my ass is killing me." That's funny right?