Best Unknown Movies

Did you find this at Goodwill? Well, you're in luck

A list of the best features I've dug out of the bin. I'll try and keep it fairly obscure, less than 5000 user reviews. Who the hell watched Country Bears anyway?

23 titles

1. Top of the Food Chain (1999)

PG-13 | 99 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

6.2

Best Movie Ever Made (in Canada)

2. Big and Hairy (1998 TV Movie)

TV-G | 94 min | Family, Fantasy, Sport

3.3

Best Freaky Ape Movie Ever Made (better than Congo and Air Bud)

3. On the Silver Globe (1988)

Unrated | 166 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy

7.1

Best... Na srebrnym globie... Best Polish Movie Ever Made.

4. Ebola Syndrome (1996)

Not Rated | 98 min | Comedy, Crime, Horror

6.5

Best Anti-hero Movie Ever Made. Also, Best Ebola Movie Ever Made.

5. Pigs and Battleships (1961)

Not Rated | 108 min | Comedy, Crime, Drama

7.5

Best Movie From The Perspective Of Japanese Post-War Life Ever Made.

6. Deadly Prey (1987)

R | 88 min | Action, Thriller

BEST ACTION MOVIE EVER MADE. PERIOD.

7. The American Astronaut (2001)

Not Rated | 91 min | Musical, Comedy, Sci-Fi

6.9

Best Space Musical Ever Made.

8. Lisbon Story (1994)

PG | 100 min | Drama, Music

7.1

Best Movie About Sound Design Ever Made.

9. Horrible High Heels (1996)

97 min | Crime

4.3

Best Crazy Chinese Person's Attempt At Making A "Real" Movie Ever Made.

10. Shoulder Arms (1918)

36 min | Short, Comedy, War

7.3

Best Chaplin Comedy You've Never Seen Ever Made.

11. Liquid Sky (1982)

R | 112 min | Sci-Fi, Thriller

Best LGBT Movie Ever Made.

Not even a joke, just a genuinely good movie.

12. Terror Toons (2002 Video)

R | 75 min | Horror, Comedy

Best Disgusting Freak Show Ever Made.

13. Tromeo and Juliet (1996)

R | 107 min | Comedy, Romance

Best Love Story Ever Told.

14. G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987 Video)

PG | 93 min | Animation, Action, Adventure

Best Toy Movie Ever Made

15. Sexual Parasite: Killer Pussy (2004 Video)

60 min | Comedy, Horror

4.2

Best Movie Name Ever Made.

16. Vernon, Florida (1981)

Not Rated | 55 min | Documentary

Best Look At The Best State Ever Made.

17. Guinea Pig 2: Flower of Flesh and Blood (1985 Video)

42 min | Short, Horror

4.8

Best Torture Porn Ever Made.

18. Black Rain (1989)

Not Rated | 123 min | Drama, War

7.8

Best Film About Nuclear War's Impact On The Human Spirit Ever Made.

19. Black Cat (1968)

Not Rated | 99 min | Drama, Horror

7.7

Best Female Empowerment Movie Ever Made.

20. The Taint (2011)

75 min | Action, Comedy, Horror

5.1

Best DicK Pic Ever Taken.

21. Leviathan (I) (2012)

Not Rated | 87 min | Documentary

6.5

Best Fishing Documentary Since Fishing With John Ever Made.

22. Daddy's Dyin'... Who's Got the Will? (1990)

PG-13 | 95 min | Comedy

5.7

Best Judge Reinhold Vehicle Ever Made

23. The Country Bears (2002)

G | 88 min | Comedy, Family, Music

4.3

THE FACE OF HORROR