"You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife"

"Women should be kept illiterate and clean, like canaries."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age."

"How do you write women so well?

-I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability."

"She's a female! And all females is poison! They're full of wicked wiles!"

"Forget about those, they ain't nothing but trouble."

"Women and children can be careless, but not men"