"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

"I am big! It's the pictures that got small."

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

"Why don't you come up sometime and see me?"

"You call that a knife? *This* is a knife!"

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."

"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"

"Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?"

"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

"You make me want to be a better man."

"Don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love."

"Have you ever *beep* on cocaine, Nick? ... It's nice."

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

"You got the wrong guy, I'm the Dude, man!"

"PC Load Letter – what the *beep* does that mean?"

"To God, there is no zero. I still exist."

"One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough."

"Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again."

"You can't fool me, there ain't no Sanity Clause!"

"You're so money, and you don't even know it."