Jennifer Aniston Poster

Quotes (18)

  • When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.
  • It's impossible to satisfy everyone, and I suggest we all stop trying.
  • [on her marriage to Brad Pitt, after two years] Everybody always asks if we're happy. Give me a break. We're married two years. In Hollywood years, that's forever.
  • [on the constant rumors surrounding her split from Brad Pitt] There is always going to be the tough and the nasty. You just tune out to that.
  • [on the irony of the title of her movie, The Break-Up (2006)] Well, you know. I figured just seize the moment.
  • I always say, "Don't make plans, make options".
  • If we can say, "I loved, and I received a lot of love," then great. That's enough.
  • I've learned that you can get through things that hurt. Nothing will kill you. Nothing. People are unbelievable. we have such resilience.
  • [on her divorce from Brad Pitt] A man divorcing would never be accused of choosing career over children. That really pissed me off. I've never in my life said I don't want to have children. I did and I do and I will! The women who inspire me are the ones who have careers and children; why would I want to limit myself? I've always wanted to have children, and I would never give up that experience for a career. I want to have it all.
  • [on seeing pictures of Angelina Jolie and her ex-husband Brad Pitt together] I will not let myself down like that -- I also know what feels good and it doesn't feel good to harbor anger and resentment. We do have tools to work through stuff. Everybody does. (Good Morning America, 2005)
  • The most unconditional love that you can encounter is with a dog. They're excited the minute you come home, and they show the same amount of excitement everyday. They're loyal and they're always, always faithful.
  • I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness!
  • [on turning age 45] I guess it is a milestone. I really try not to focus on it too much to be honest. Society focuses on it way more than we need to. I think it's always important to reflect anyway, no matter what age you're approaching or what milestone is on front of you. Reflection should be almost a daily thing if possible. Because I was never a 'where do you see yourself in five years' person, I had no idea. And I didn't have a checklist, which really creates a lot less stress in your life.
  • [on the weirdest beauty regimen she had tried] I didn't go too crazy. You mean, did I ever put leeches on my face? The closest I'll go to is a derma-roller. Google it - it's great. It's like a little wheel that has little pins, like acupuncture needles in a way, and you roll it and it stimulates your collagen and allows for your products to seep into your skin.
  • If you want to make me smile, show me puppy videos. Cute puppy videos!
  • There are no regrets in life. Just lessons.
  • [on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's divorce] I'm just living my life.
  • [on Office Space (1999)] It's a funny movie. Mike Judge is just so good. It's very interesting that it became such a cult hit. I have no idea what happened. But isn't it fantastic? You know what I really love? I love when people say, "I loved you in some movie that didn't really get any attention." Like Wanderlust (2012). That's become this underground thing. The studio kind of dumped it, so it didn't get a fair chance. Now when people see it they just seem to think it's the funniest thing they've ever seen. It's a very odd, silly movie.