- Born
- Height5′ 8½″ (1.74 m)
- Dennis Miller was born on November 3, 1953 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. He is a writer and producer, known for The Net (1995), Joe Dirt (2001) and Murder at 1600 (1997). He has been married to Ali Espley since April 10, 1988. They have two children.
- SpouseAli Espley(April 10, 1988 - present) (2 children)
- ParentsNorma Miller
- Stream-of-consciousness "rants" featuring obscure references to pop culture and literature
- Wore his hair in a long mullet in the 1980s
- His beard
- Deadpan sarcastic humor
- Catchphrase: 'Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong"
- Majored in Journalism in college after seeing All the President's Men (1976).
- Good friends with comedian Jon Stewart.
- In the 1970s, won an award from Playboy Magazine for submitting the joke of the year.
- Brother is James Jimmy Miller (manages Jim Carrey).
- When it comes down to it, we're really just a big ant farm with beepers.
- America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.
- Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.
- You like the Red Skelton painting? Buy the Red Skelton painting. You like Home Improvement (1991)? Tape it and go over it like the [Abraham Zapruder] film. It's your life; live it on your terms.
- These liberals are telling me that I should take it easy on the terrorists. They said that our founding fathers would have gone easier on them. They were, after all, for civil liberties. Let me ask you a question: Do you really think that our founding fathers would have put up with any of this shit? I mean, our founding fathers blew peoples' heads off because they put a tax on their morning beverage!
- Bordello of Blood (1996) - $1,000,000
Contribute to this page
Suggest an edit or add missing content