When I go to a vending machine, there's a Snickers bar and a bag of Chex Mix. These are the same things. Okay, one is savory and one is sugary. But they're still food I can put in my mouth. We go to the theater and act like they're all the same thing, and they're just not. One is meant to be there so you can make out with your date on a Friday night, and the other is there so you can be edified for the next 30 years. We just pretend they're the same.