Quotes (2)

  • I know everybody's heard about forgers that do all these complicated things with chemicals and what-have-you. I don't have that kind of patience. I buy my supplies at Walmart or Woolworth - discount stores - and then I do it in an hour or two at most. If I can't get something done by the time a movie's over on TV, I'll give up on it.
  • It obviously isn't a crime to give a picture to a museum, and they treated me like royalty. One thing led to another, and I kept doing it for 30 years. Have you ever been treated like royalty? Let me tell you, it's pretty good.