Last Friday night, while most of you were watching either Burn After Reading, or Tyler Perry's The Family That Preys, or Righteous Kill, or The Women (in that order, according to the box office), I was home watching the premiere of the Nickelodeon original movie Gym Teacher: The Movie. Why? Because it starred my sexy/dreamy/dangerous man-crush Christopher Meloni, that's why. He was wearing skimpy shorts for the entire movie, by god. And they call it a kids channel?