William & Kate (review)

I have to say that I’m pretty disappointed in this attempt to camp up the romance of His Royal Highness Prince William Whatever and Kate Middleton, daughter of unbelievably gauche New Money. It’s like they barely even tried. If you’re gonna do a WB-esque royal-wedding cash-in movie, you have to give it a fair shot. There isn’t even a song-and-dance number -- and no, Wills’ public serenading of Kate in a pub doesn’t count. Where is the dream sequence? I fully expected to see Kate go all Buffy on some shuffling hoards of zombie paparazzi. Only in fantasy, you realize. Not for real. But it’s nowhere to be found in William & Kate. How mysterious. Has American cable network Lifetime no sense of pride? Where is the acknowledgement of the vast and honorable history of a network that pull out all the stops to bring

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