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Drive-In Dust Offs: Christmas Evil (1980)

Drive-In Dust Offs: Christmas Evil (1980)

[Editor's Note: Originally published 12/24/16. This is one of my all-time favorite "Dust-Offs" from Scott, so I had to re-share it for Daily Dead readers in time for Christmas. Happy Holidays from the Daily Dead team! - Jonathan]

’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land

Mommy and Santa, were getting on grand.

This threw little Harry, into such a tizzy

He grew up demented; delusional, dizzy.

He spied on the children, through windows he peered

To check if they’re nice, or if they be jeered.

He kept a big book, with names he did fill

Those who did or did not, follow St. Nick’s will.

His job at the toy plant, was covered in scorn

Co-workers would trick him, to work until morn.

He tried to be nice, and swallow his hate

But when they pushed Harry, ’twas too little, too late.

In full Santa gear, he took to the road

With presents for children, he had a full load.

His nondescript van, could give some folks

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