The first, and perhaps only, presidential debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris was carried on every major network and cable news channel. It should really have been broadcast on ESPN.

That’s because the evening seemed less a debate than an enthralling boxing match, the best since the Thrilla in Manila. And no points for guessing who came across like Muhammad Ali and who like Joe Frazier.

Yes, Harris was floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee. Her extensive preparations for the evening clearly paid off as she bobbed and weaved while Trump kept throwing wild uppercuts and nearly falling to the mats. Oh, and by the way, did you know that illegal immigrants are pouring into the country by the millions, directly from mental institutions and insane asylums? And that the crime rate in Venezuela is way down?

I bring up the last points because Trump did.