Poll: Judge not, lest you also be judged.
Choose the judge whose courtroom (if he has one) you'd most like to be one of the courtroom spectators.
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Created Jan 29 2014
Judge Dredd (1995)
Sylvester Stallone (as Judge Joseph Dredd) Judge Dredd: I am the law!
The Westerner (1940)
Walter Brennan (as Judge Roy Bean) Judge Roy W. Bean: Mr. Harden, it's my duty to inform you that the larceny of an equine is a capital offense punish…
The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean (1972)
Paul Newman (as Judge Roy Bean) Judge Roy Bean: Roy Bean. Judge Roy Bean. I am the law in this area.
Absence of Malice (1981)
Wilford Brimley (as Judge Wells) You ain't no Presidential appointee, Elliott. One that hired you is me. You got thirty days.
Judge Priest (1934)
Will Rogers (as Judge William Pitman Priest) Judge William 'Billy' Priest: Your honor, as I recollect the procedure, at the time bein' I'm an ordinar…
The Sun Shines Bright (1953)
Charles Winninger (as Judge William Pitman Priest)
You're Only Young Once (1937)
Lewis Stone (as Judge James K. Hardy) Good parenting skills from Judge Hardy come in handy when the children's romances become more serious
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
Fred Gwynne (as Judge Chamberlain Haller) Judge Chamberlain Haller: Uh... did you say 'yutes'? Vinny Gambini: Yeah, two yutes. Judge Chamberlain Hal…
The Judge (1949)
Milburn Stone (as Judge Martin Strang) Martin Strang--a lawyer famous for defending some high-profile murderers. One day he realizes that his wife is…
Judgment at Nuremberg (1961)
Spencer Tracy (as Chief Judge Dan Haywood ) Before the people of the world - let it now be noted in our decision here that this is what *we* stand for…
Anatomy of a Murder (1959)
Joseph N. Welch (as Judge Weaver) Judge Weaver: Just answer the questions, Mr. Paquette. The attorneys will provide the wisecracks.
Rooster Cogburn (1975)
John McIntire (as Judge Parker) Rooster Cogburn: (to Judge Parker) -I ain't had a drink since breakfast, and the only time I wear this coat's in your …
Adam's Rib (1949)
Will Wright (as Judge Marcasson) Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called in-breeding; from this comes idiot children... and other law…
Destry Rides Again (1939)
Samuel S. Hinds (as Judge Slade) Jack Tyndall: That's what I thought. Well, I'll get somethin' done about it if I have to take the law in my own hands…
Ride the High Country (1962)
Edgar Buchanan (as Judge Tolliver) The only law up there is too drunk to hit the ground with his hat.
The Comancheros (1961)
Edgar Buchanan (as Judge Thaddeus Jackson Breen) Circuit Court Judge Thaddeus Jackson Breen: Most say, except for them who are unfair minded, that I h…
Raymond Hatton (as Abilene Kansas Judge) Judge: Move over, you're between me and the spittoon.
Arkansas Judge (1941)
Leon Weaver (as Judge Abner Weaver)
Eight Men Out (1988)
John Anderson (as Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landis) Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landis: Regardless of the verdict of juries... no player who throws a ball gam…
What's Up, Doc? (1972)
Liam Dunn (as Judge Maxwell) Howard: Well, the next day, today, Mr. Larrabee asked me to his house with my rocks and to bring Eunice. Or rather, Burns…
Trial and Error (1997)
Austin Pendleton (as Judge Paul Z. Graff) Charles Tuttle: I don't pose, I don't preen, I don't put perjured testimony on the stand. I don't make a moc…
A Time to Kill (1996)
Patrick McGoohan (as Judge Omar Noose) Jake Tyler Brigance: No, we will not need a recess, Your Honor, but just a few moments. Judge Omar Noose: Mr. …
Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
Gene Lockhart (as Judge Henry X. Harper) Fred Gailey: Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to Santa Claus. The Post Office has delivere…
Miracle on 34th Street (1994)
Robert Prosky (as Judge Henry Harper) Judge Henry Harper: Mr. Collins, would you like to cross examine etly chuckles] Judge Henry Harper: your wife?
Hang 'Em High (1968)
Pat Hingle (as Judge Fenton) Jed Cooper: You're lynching those boys. Why? Judge Adam Fenton: Why? Because of you, Cooper. Because of that beautiful, …
The Man from Colorado (1948)
Glenn Ford (as Federal Judge Owen Devereaux) "Col.Owen Devereaux," gets elected to the position of "judge" right after his disting…
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Christopher Lloyd (as Judge Doom) -no courtroom. Judge Doom: A few weeks ago I had the good providence to stumble upon a plan of the city council. A c…
Mr. Deeds Goes to Town (1936)
H. B. Warner (as Judge May) Judge May: Mr. Deeds, there has been a great deal of damaging testimony against you. Your behavior, to say the least, has …
Inherit the Wind (1960)
Harry Morgan (as Judge Mel Coffey) Judge: I hope counsel does not mean to imply that this court is bigoted. Henry Drummond: Well, your honor has the …
The Magnificent Yankee (1950)
Louis Calhern (as Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes) erring to President Theodore Roosevelt] Oliver Wendell Holmes: He said, among other th…
The Ox-Bow Incident (1942)
Matt Flynn (as Judge Daniel Tyler) Judge Daniel Tyler: One more word out of you, Smith, and I'll have you up for impeding the course of justice. Jenn…
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