Poll: Merc With a Mouth: Deadpool Quotes
Deadpool (2016) is one of the funniest comic book movies that has ever been released and the world’s highest grossing R-rated film of all time. This blockbuster is jam-packed with memorable quotes, hilarious one-liners and fourth wall breaking comments. Which quote, one-liner or comment from Deadpool was your favorite? Discuss the list here
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Ryan Reynolds and Morena Baccarin in Deadpool (2016)
"You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you." -
Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool (2016)
"And please don't make the super-suit green. Or animated." -
Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool (2016)
“Okay guys, I only have twelve bullets, so you're all going to have to share!" -
Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool (2016)
"A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like, sixteen walls." -
Ryan Reynolds, Darryl Scheelar, Mark Vanselow, Panuvat Anthony Nanakornpanom, and Will Erichson in Deadpool (2016)
“Oh, hello there! I bet you’re wondering, why the red suit? Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed!” -
Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool (2016)
"Did I leave the stove on?" -
Leslie Uggams in Deadpool (2016)
"Hashtag drive-by." -
Ryan Reynolds and Leslie Uggams in Deadpool (2016)
“She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's old, and black, and blind. And I think she's in love with me. Wait, pretty sure Robin loves Batman, too.” -
Ryan Reynolds and Morena Baccarin in Deadpool (2016)
"Here's the thing. Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. This had been the ultimate commercial break. Which meant it was time to return to our regularly scheduled programming." -
Ryan Reynolds and Morena Baccarin in Deadpool (2016)
"I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it. They made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent." -
Brianna Hildebrand in Deadpool (2016)
"Negasonic Teenage, what the *beep*? That's the coolest name ever! -
Ryan Reynolds, Stefan Kapicic, and Brianna Hildebrand in Deadpool (2016)
"McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines can get so confusing." -
Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool (2016)
"Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the the whole world taste like daffodil daydream. So you gotta hold onto love tight! And never let go. Don't make the same mistakes I did. Got it? Or the whole world tastes like Mama Juice after hot yoga." -
Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool (2016)
"All dinosaurs feared the T-Rex!" -
Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool (2016)
“I didn't just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything.” -
Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool (2016)
"Maximum effort." -
Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool (2016)
"Where's Francis?" -
Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool (2016)
"Is it sexist to hit you? Is it more sexist to not hit you?" -
Ryan Reynolds and Morena Baccarin in Deadpool (2016)
"Cancer is only in my liver, lungs, prostate and brain. All the things I can live without." -
Ryan Reynolds and Brianna Hildebrand in Deadpool (2016)
"So what's it gonna be, long sullen silence, or mean comment?" -
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"Daddy needs to express some rage." -
Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool (2016)
“I didn't ask to be super and I'm no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a *beep* superhero.” -
Ryan Reynolds and Morena Baccarin in Deadpool (2016)
"Happy Lent." -
Gina Carano in Deadpool (2016)
"Superhero landing. She's gonna do a superhero landing." -
T.J. Miller in Deadpool (2016)
"Captain Deadpool. No, just Deadpool." -
Ryan Reynolds, Stefan Kapicic, and Brianna Hildebrand in Deadpool (2016)
"I'm living to 102. And then die. Like the city of Detroit." -
Ryan Reynolds and Leslie Uggams in Deadpool (2016)
"Listen Al, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. I also buried 1,600 kilos of cocaine somewhere in the apartment, right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck." -
Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool (2016)
"Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s." -
Ryan Reynolds and Morena Baccarin in Deadpool (2016)
"Jesus Christ. It's like I made you in a computer." -
Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool (2016)
"I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to *beep* up worse guys. Welcome to Sister Margaret's."