Nick Charles: What are you drinking?
Guest: Oh, nothing, thanks. Nothing.
Nick Charles: Oh, that's a mistake.
So listen to those in the know and choose carefully. Discuss here Runners-up: The Departini, The Starlet Cocktail, a Hot Toddy, Lecter's Chianti, Bridget's Chardonnay, The White Angel, The Great Balls of Fire, a Suntory Whisky, The Sidecar, a Gibson, a Duff beer, The Flaming Moe, a Benjamin's Age Reverser, The Rooster Cocktail, The Waikiki, Sweet Ben's Pink Lemonade,The Goblet of Fire, Cobb's Cognac Dream, The Malibu Sunshine, an Old Fashioned and a sweet Vermouth on the rocks with a twist.