Poll: Unintentionally Funny Movie Taglines
Which of these hilariously cheesy movie taglines do you find the most laughable? Discuss here.
Poll by: vibhorpanda29
Created Mar 7 2015
Science created him. Now Chuck Norris must destroy him.
The Day of the Dolphin (1973)
Unwittingly, he trained a dolphin to kill the President of the United States.
They came to SpaceCamp with the dream of becoming astronauts. Suddenly... without warning... before they were ready... they were launched into space.
The only thing more terrifying than the last 12 minutes of this film are the first 92. (The film is only 98 minutes long.)
Sam Worthington in Clash of the Titans (2010)
Titans will clash.
Today the pond. Tomorrow the world.
Sam Worthington in Wrath of the Titans (2012)
On March 30, Go to Hell!
Zac Efron and Fernando Gonzalez in Charlie St. Cloud (2010)
Life is for Living. (Tautological sentence is tautological.)
Ghost Ship (2002)
The Impossible True Story.
Alicja Bachleda and Colin Farrell in Ondine (2009)
The truth is not what you know. It's what you believe.
The system gives him a raw deal. Nobody gives him a raw deal.
Hombre means man... Paul Newman is Hombre. (That's good to know. What's the movie about?)
Jason Statham in Crank: High Voltage (2009)
He was dead... but he got better.
Mightiest Monster in all Creation! Ravishing a Universe for Love!
Amy Adams and Matthew Goode in Leap Year (2010)
Anna planned to propose to her boyfriend on February 29th. This is not her boyfriend.
Not to be confused with King Kong.
The Happening (2008)
We’ve Sensed it. We’ve seen the Signs. Now… It’s Happening.
No one does it to you like Roman Polanski.
Alien vs. Predator (2004)
Whoever wins, we lose… (You got that right.)
Vanilla Ice and Kristin Minter in Cool as Ice (1991)
When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add ice.
Gary Oldman, Mimi Rogers, Lacey Chabert, William Hurt, Heather Graham, Matt LeBlanc, and Jack Johnson in Lost in Space (1998)
Get Lost! (You get lost!)
Bruce Willis in Die Hard 2 (1990)
Life Is Hot in Cracktown (2009)
Be cool. You're so cool. Life is cool in Cracktown. (Well, which is it? Hot or Cool? Please make up your mind.)
The Flesh Eaters (1964)
The only people who will not be STERILIZED with FEAR are those among you who are already dead.
Rebecca Gayheart, Jared Leto, Alicia Witt, Joshua Jackson, Tara Reid, and Michael Rosenbaum in Urban Legend (1998)
It happened to someone who knows someone you know...You're next.
The Black Scorpion (1957)
Don't be ashamed to scream... It helps to relieve the tension. (Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.)
Laugh. Cry. Share the pants. (Can we not?)
Every father's daughter is a virgin.
Gloria Holden and Otto Kruger in Dracula's Daughter (1936)
She gives you that weird feeling.
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Twelve is the new eleven.
Burt Reynolds and Cliff Robertson in Malone (1987)
EX-COP. EX-CIA. EX-PLOSIVE.
By Sword. By Pick. By Axe. Bye Bye.
Heaven help us all when [The Devil's Rain] (Umm, what???)
Warriors paid to fight, not to think. But that's about to change.
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