Poll: Funny Jokes Told In Movies
Among these jokes, told in several movies, which one is the funniest? You may discuss the poll here
Poll by: Hoekkie
Created May 21 2017
Jason Bateman, Ginnifer Goodwin, and Raymond S. Persi in Zootopia (2016)
Nick: Okay. What do you call a three-humped camel? Flash: I don't... know. Nick: Pregnant.
Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction (1994)
Mia: Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street. Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets rea…
Cher, Kurt Russell, and Meryl Streep in Silkwood (1983)
Morgan: A young brave visits the chief of the tribe with a question. "Wise one, is it true you name all the members of the tribe, and if so, how …
Val Kilmer and Robert Downey Jr. in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? Harry: A picture of me? Perry: No! The definition of idiot. Which you *beep* are!
Robin Williams in Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
Adrian: What is the difference between the Cub Scouts and the military? Bzzzzzt! Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery!
Jenna Elfman and Edward Norton in Keeping the Faith (2000)
Anna: I work harder than God. If He had hired me, He would have made the world by Thursday.
28 Days Later... (2002)
Mark: A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, 'Oi. You can'…
Woody Allen and Diane Keaton in Annie Hall (1977)
Alvy: There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is reall…
Paul Newman and Charlotte Rampling in The Verdict (1982)
Frank: So Pat says, he says, "They got this new bar... and you go inside and for half a buck you get a beer, a free lunch and they take you in th…
Sebastian: Superman's flying around metropolis and he's horny as hell. He's checking out the rooftops and all of a sudden he sees Wonder Woman sunning…
Joaquin Phoenix in Her (2013)
Theodore: What does a baby computer call its father? Samantha: I don't know. What? Theodore: Data.
Sam Neill, Ariana Richards, and Joseph Mazzello in Jurassic Park (1993)
Tim: What do you call a blind dinosaur? Dr. Alan Grant: I don't know. What do you call a blind dinosaur? Tim: A Do-you-think-he-saurus. Dr. Alan Grant…
Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfuss in What About Bob? (1991)
Bob: The doctor draws two circles and says "What do you see?" the guy says "Sex." So the doctor draws trees, "What do you see…
Jackie Earle Haley in Watchmen (2009)
Rorschach: I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doct…
Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino (2008)
Walt: Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the *beep* out of here."
Will Smith and Jaden Smith in The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)
Christopher: Hey dad, you wanna hear something funny? There was a man who was drowning, and a boat came, and the man on the boat said "Do you nee…
Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall in Coming to America (1988)
Saul: A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's havin' a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; &quo…
Tommy Lee Jones, Kevin Kline, Woody Harrelson, Virginia Madsen, John C. Reilly, Meryl Streep, Lily Tomlin, L.Q. Jones, Garrison Keillor, Lindsay Lohan, and Maya Rudolph in A Prairie Home Companion (2006)
Dusty: Hey, uh... hey, Lefty. What did the elephant say to the naked man? Lefty: What'd he say? Dusty: It's cute, but can you really breathe through t…
Carl Weathers and Bill Duke in Predator (1987)
Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."…
Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes in White Men Can't Jump (1992)
Junior: Your mother's so poor I saw her kicking cans and I asked her what she was doing she said "moving"
Sylvester Stallone and Sage Stallone in Rocky V (1990)
Rocky: Knock knock Rocky Jr.: Whose there? Rocky: Tuna fish Rocky Jr.: Tuna fish who? Rocky: You can tune a piano, but you can't tun-a fish!
Robin Williams in Bicentennial Man (1999)
Andrew: Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and says: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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