Poll: Funniest combo of 2 classic AFI's Quotes ...

Results of 1,048 votes:

1. 1.
   

   Cool Hand Luke (1967)

    

   "What we've got here is failure to communicate. - You talkin' to me?" (Taxi Driver (1976))
2. 2.
   

   Scarface (1983)

    

   "Say 'hello' to my little friend. - Hello, gorgeous." (Funny Girl (1968))
3. 3.
   

   On the Waterfront (1954)

    

   "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. - Well, nobody's perfect!" (Some Like It Hot (1959))
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   Sunset Blvd. (1950)

    

   "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. - Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" (Gone with the Wind (1939))
5. 5.
   

   Soylent Green (1973)

    

   "Soylent Green is people! - As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again." (Gone with the Wind (1939))
6. 6.
   

   Jaws (1975)

    

   "You're gonna need a bigger boat. - If you build it, he will come." (Field of Dreams (1989))
7. 7.
   

   Casablanca (1942)

    

   "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Show me the money." (Jerry Maguire (1996))
8. 8.
   

   The Godfather (1972)

    

   "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. - I see dead people" (The Sixth Sense (1999))
9. 9.
   

   Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

    

   "Hasta la vista, baby! - Nobody puts 'baby' in a corner" (Dirty Dancing (1987))
10. 10.
    

    Airplane! (1980)

     

    "Surely you can't be serious. - -Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" (Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964))
11. 11.
    

    A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

     

    "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. - Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape." (Planet of the Apes (1968))
12. 12.
    

    The Wizard of Oz (1939)

     

    "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. - Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!" (Sons of the Desert (1933))
13. 13.
    

    Rocky (1976)

     

    (in the same sentence) "Yo, Adrian... my precious." (The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002))
14. 14.
    

    Dead Poets Society (1989)

     

    "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary. -
15. 15.
    

    The Pride of the Yankees (1942)

     

    "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. - There's no crying in baseball!" (A League of Their Own (1992))
16. 16.
    

    The Graduate (1967)

     

    "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you? - Elementary, my dear Watson" (The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1939))
17. 17.
    

    Animal Crackers (1930)

     

    "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."! - My momma always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.'&q…
18. 18.
    

    2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

     

    "Open the pod bay doors please, HAL."! - They call me Mister Tibbs!" (In the Heat of the Night (1967))
19. 19.
    

    Casablanca (1942)

     

    "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - A boy's best friend is his mother." (Psycho (1960))
20. 20.
    

    Shane (1953)

     

    "Shane! Shane, Come back! - I'll be back" (The Terminator (1984))
21. 21.
    

    Casablanca (1942)

     

    "We'll always have Paris. - I'll have what she's having." (When Harry Met Sally... (1989))
22. 22.
    

    Network (1976)

     

    "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! - Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown" (Chinatown (1974))
23. 23.
    

    Dog Day Afternoon (1975)

     

    "Attica! Attica! - La-dee-da, la-dee-da." (Annie Hall (1977))
24. 24.
    

    Top Gun (1986)

     

    "I feel the need -- the need for speed! - Snap out of it!" (Moonstruck (1987))
25. 25.
    

    E.T. (1982)

     

    "E.T. phone home. -
26. 26.
    

    Apollo 13 (1995)

     

    "Houston, we have a problem. - Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars." (Now, Voyager (1942))
27. 27.
    

    Dracula (1931)

     

    (in the same sentence) "Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make... wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!" (The Jazz Singer (1927))
28. 28.
    

    Dr. No (1962)

     

    "Bond. James Bond." - Stella! Hey, Stella!" (Wall Street (1987))
29. 29.
    

    Bonnie and Clyde (1967)

     

    "We rob banks!" - Greed, for lack of a better word, is good" (Wall Street (1987))
30. 30.
    

    Grand Hotel (1932)

     

    "I want to be alone. - They're here." (Poltergeist (1982))
31. 31.
    

    Midnight Cowboy (1969)

     

    "I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." (Casablanca (1942))
32. 32.
    

    Sudden Impact (1983)

     

    "Go ahead, make my day. - Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?" (Little Caesar (1931))
33. 33.
    

    Marathon Man (1976)

     

    "Is it safe? - Plastics." (The Graduate (1967))
34. 34.
    

    Beyond the Forest (1949)

     

    "What a dump. -
35. 35.
    

    She Done Him Wrong (1933)

     

    "Why don't you come up sometime and see me? - You can't handle the truth!" (A Few Good Men (1992))