Poll: When life gives you lemons...

Results of 1,344 votes:

1. 1.
   

   Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

    

   ...just say '?u¢k the lemons,' and bail.
2. 2.
   

   Dinner for Schmucks (2010)

    

   ...you make lemonade. Unless you don't have any water or sugar. And then you just eat the lemons, and the rind will give you diarrhea.
3. 3.
   

   Veronica Mars (2004)

    

   So, my grandma Reynolds was always saying 'when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.' I wish she was still alive, because I'd really like to ask her what she suggests for when life gives you chlamydi…
4. 4.
   

   3rd Rock from the Sun (1996)

    

   ...just shut up and eat the damn lemons.
5. 5.
   

   NewsRadio (1995)

    

   ...make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for?
6. 6.
   

   The Red Green Show (1991)

    

   ...throw 'em into a quart of vodka.
7. 7.
   

   Clone High (2002)

    

   ...you clone those lemons and make SUPER lemons.
8. 8.
   

   Hoodwinked! (2005)

    

   ...you make lemonade... and then that lemonade turns bitter, ferments and turns to pigswill.
9. 9.
   

   Leaving Normal (1992)

    

   ...do you make lemonade? Well, guess what... life hasn't given us lemons, it's give us $h!t!