Poll: You Say You Got a Resolution?
Which of these fictional characters' New Year's resolutions is closest to yours this year? Discuss the list here
Poll by: yrnej
Created Dec 31 2017
Michael Caine in Alfie (1966)
Alfie - "In a flash I have my New Year's resolution: Aim higher."
Mark Hamill in The New Batman Adventures (1997)
The Joker - "I'm interrupting the Toilet Bowl to bring you my very special New Year's resolution: Ahem, starting tonight at midnight, I, your lov…
Ken Ober and Karyn Parsons in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1990)
Hilary Banks - "I'm making a New Year's resolution to find a job...right after Easter."
Lisa Kudrow and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)
Chandler Bing - (after Ross bets him he can't go a week without making fun of his friends) "I'll take that bet my friend. And you know what, payi…
Daniela Ruah in NCIS: Los Angeles (2009)
Kensi Blye - "I've made it a week without refined sugar."
Happy New Year, Charlie Brown (1986)
Charlie Brown - "You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I'm only going to dread one day at a time."
Lisa Kudrow in Friends (1994)
Phoebe Buffay - "Mine is to pilot a commercial jet."
Chris O'Donnell in NCIS: Los Angeles (2009)
G. Callen - "My New Year's resolution--I'm off caffeine. Never felt better."
Mariana Ximenes in Pepper Chocolate (2003)
Ana Francisca Canto e Mello - It's a new year, and a new year we should begin as a white page, where we should write our life again. It is time to for…
Myrna Loy in After the Thin Man (1936)
Nora Charles - "All right, I'll remember: Must scold, must nag, mustn't be too pretty in the mornings."
Edward Hibbert in Frasier (1993)
Gil Chesterson - "My wife and I made a New Year's resolution: Deb and I have joined a gym to slim down and buff up."
Courteney Cox in Friends (1994)
Monica Geller - "My resolution is to be less obsessed with being neat and clean. Or something else. It's my New Year's resolution to take more pi…
David Schwimmer, Charles Thomas Allen, and John Christopher Allen in Friends (1994)
Ross Geller - "Everyday I am gonna do one thing that I haven't done before. That my friends is my New Year's resolution."
Alexis Bledel and Lauren Graham in Gilmore Girls (2000)
Lorelai Gilmore - (to Rory) "I have a new year's resolution for you: become more cynical and self absorbed."
Jennifer Aniston in Friends (1994)
Rachel Green - "All right. Ok. Fine-fine. My New Year's resolution will be not to gossip! Easy though."
Renée Zellweger in Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Bridget Jones - "New Year's resolution: drink less...and quit smoking...and quit talking total nonsense to strangers...actually, quit talking, fu…
Melanie Lynskey in Heavenly Creatures (1994)
Pauline Parker - "My New Year's resolution is a far more selfish one than last year. It is to make my motto, eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow…
Gabrielle Daye in Bless Me Father (1978)
Mrs. Pring - "Every year, just before Christmas, Father D makes a resolution to be good. Heaven knows: when he's bad he's hard to live with, but …
Gene Hackman in The Poseidon Adventure (1972)
Reverend Frank Scott - "So what resolution should we make for the new year? It's to let God know that you have the guts and the will to do it alo…
Matt LeBlanc in Friends (1994)
Joey Tribbiani - "My New Year's resolution is to learn how to play the guitar. You know those special skills I have listed on my resume? I would …
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