Poll: Favorite Chandler Bing Quote? (Part 2)

Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

Joanna, Rachel's boss: Bing? That's a great name. Chandler: Thanks. It's Gaelic for "Thy turkey is done."

Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

Rachel: [to Ross] So basically you get your ya-ya's by taking money from all of your friends. Chandler: Yeah, and I get my ya-ya's from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.

Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, and Lisa Kudrow in Friends (1994)

Rachel: Guess what, guess what, guess what! Chandler: Um, ok. The fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?

Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

Monica: Okay, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40? Chandler: No, no- Monica: What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me? Well?? Chandler: Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! [throws himself over the back of the chair]

Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

[Flipping a coin to choose between "ducks" and "clowns."] Joey: Okay, ducks is "heads", because ducks have heads. Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?

Jennifer Aniston, Matt LeBlanc, and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

Joey: You're a monkey lost in the city. Where would you go? Chandler: Well, he's new in town, so he would first go to the touristy places. Okay, I'll go to Cats, you go to the Russian Tea Room.

Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)

Ross: I figured after work I'll go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and try to woo her. Chandler: Hey, you know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's when that phrase was last used.

Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y'know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man", they'll shout!

David Schwimmer and Lauren Tom in Friends (1994)

Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep. Ross: Yeah, it's really 6:00 tomorrow night our time. Chandler: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.

Jennifer Aniston, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)

Ross: I don't know what I'm gonna do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare. Chandler: Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT!"

Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)

Ross: Actually, do you guys mind staying here for a while? Monica: Ugh, y'know, we gotta get up early and catch that plane for New York. Chandler: Yes, it's a very large plane.

Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)

[Frank was supposed to name one of his sons after Chandler] Frank Buffay Jr.: Chandler is a girl! Chandler is a girl! Chandler: Hold on, kindergarten flashback.

Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary. Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this newfangled dictionary that gets you mad at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.

Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

Joey: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means. Chandler: Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?

Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

[Chandler has just watched a woman giving birth on tape] Before this, the most disturbing thing I ever saw was my dad doing tequila shots off the pool boy. Now, I'd gladly use that image as my screensaver.

Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

Monica: Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they don’t like us do they? Chandler: Who says you can’t get a nice punch bowl for under six bucks? Maybe we can take it back? Monica: No, it doesn’t say where it came from. Where would we return it? Chandler: How about to the street, say, from the balcony?

Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

See, here's the thing. The cornrows were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem, and now that we're home you don't have that problem anymore. So, if you think about it... I hate them.

Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

Chandler: I don't have your boots. Monica: Well, I don't have them either. Where are they? Chandler: Well, why don't you check in one of my saddlebags while I chew on a bale of hay?

Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)

[To Will, played by Brad Pitt] Hey, I'd shake your hand but I'm really into the game, plus I think it would be better for my ego if we didn't stand right next to each other.