Poll: Worst airline?
Most people hate to fly, but at least you have a pretty good chance of surviving the trip. But not so much with these companies... Which fictional airline would you absolutely NOT want to fly on? Discuss the list here
Vote:
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Flightplan (2005)
Aalto Airlines - The company seems pretty high-end, and operates huge, gorgeous, new-looking planes with full sit-down bars. They need to work on their hiring though - flight attendants who enable terrorists and kidnap little girls who just lost their daddies and baggage handlers who allow a dead body to be disturbed in its coffin don't score too well on Yelp. -
Airborne (2013)
Atlantic - You get to meet God! A god, that is, who begins possessing the passengers. -
Passenger 57 (1992)
Atlantic International Airlines - This one is on the FBI...when is it ever a good idea to fly the world's most dangerous hijacker to court on a commercial flight, even in business class? -
World War Z (2013)
Belarus Airways - Belarus doesn't discriminate, they let EVERYONE fly. Including zombies. -
Red Eye (2005)
Fresh Airways - You want privacy on your trip? No problem - on Fresh Airways the flight attendants are so UNattentive that they won't notice you're blackmailing, beating and generally terrifying the woman sitting next to you. -
Lost (2004)
Oceanic Airlines - So they had a crash on a (seemingly) deserted island...seems like that would have less of a chance of happening if they weren't way off course to begin with! -
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)
Penguin Airlines - We'll let the chief penguin lay it out: "This is your captain speaking. I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we will be landing immediately. The bad news is, we're crash landing. When it comes to air travel, we know that you have no choice whatsoever, but thanks again for choosing Air Penguin." -
Snakes on a Plane (2006)
South Pacific Airlines - Hey, it's not their fault the TSA let hundreds of snakes onto the flight. Your government employees at work, folks! -
Magnum Force (1973)
Sovereign Airways - No need to worry about kidnappers with Dirty Harry Callahan is posing as a pilot. Of course, he may shoot 10 or 12 innocent passengers, but chances it will be you is like 5%, right? -
Airport '77 (1977)
Stevens Corporation - With only one plane, which functions as a home for its priceless art collection, is it any wonder the plane crashed into the ocean? -
Airplane! (1980)
Trans American Airlines - Wacky in-flight entertainment, a blow-up pilot...what could go wrong? -
The High and the Mighty (1954)
Trans-Pacific Airlines - One disaster after another happens on this flight. Your flight crew consists of a pilot who loses his nerve, a washed-up co-pilot, a milquetoast flight engineer and a young hot-shot second officer. Add a cabin full of passengers with every range of problems and personalities...what else could go wrong? -
Final Destination (2000)
Volee Airlines - Hey, you have a eerie feeling they immediately let you off the flight. What more could you ask for? -
Die Hard 2 (1990)
Windsor Airlines - Sure, they have lovely plummy British accents, but how could the pilot not notice McClane standing on the runway holding up two burning sticks? Pull up, man!