Poll: Need Some Ice for That Burn?
Which witty comeback below do you think is the best "burn"? You can discuss this poll here.
Poll by: Laiath
Created Jan 7 2018
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Will: Do you like apples? Clark: Yeah. Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?
Cal: Where are you going? To him?! What, to be a whore to a gutter rat? Rose: I'd rather be his whore than your wife.
Gone with the Wind (1939)
Scarlett O'Hara: Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do? Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
The Greatest Showman (2017)
Phillip Carlyle: They come to see you... *Your* crazy ideas, *your* new acts. The unusual... P. T. Barnum: Well then how about you show them a smile? That'd be unusual.
Pitch Perfect (2012)
Aubrey: What's your name? Fat Amy: Fat Amy. Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy? Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.
In Bruges (2008)
Ken: Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole world. Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't.
Vinny: What the f*ck do you mean replicas? Sol: They look the sh*t don't they? And nobody is gonna argue. And I've got some extra loud blanks, just in case. Vinny: In- oh in case we have to deafen them to death?
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Eddy: They're armed. Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what? Eddy: Bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
La La Land (2016)
Mia: My Lord, did you just say "a serious musician?" Sebastian: I don't think so. [...] So you're an actress? I thought you looked familiar. Have I seen you in anything? Mia: Uh, the coffee shop on the Warner Brothers lot. That's a classic. Sebastian: Oh I see. So you're a barista. I can see how you could then look down on me from all the way up there.
The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
[After Miranda changes the time of a meeting last minute] Nigel: But we're not expected until Tuesday. Did she say why? Andy: Yes. She explained every detail of her decision-making. And then we brushed each others' hair and gabbed about American Idol. Nigel: I see your point.
[Looking at an ugly painting at an art exhibit] One Two: I've got one just like that at home, but with a little boy fishing. Stella: Is that what they call humor where you're from? One Two: Is that what they call art where you're from?
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Mr. Pink: Hey, why am I Mr. Pink? Joe: Because you're a fa**ot, alright?
The Mummy (1999)
Beni: [after the shipwreck] Hey, O'Connell! It looks to me like I've got all the hooorsees! Rick O'Connell: Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the riiiveeer!
Seven Psychopaths (2012)
Marty: Well, it's a hard world for women. I guess that's what I'm trying to say. Hans: Yeah, it's a hard world for women, but most of the ones I know can string a sentence together.
Terms of Endearment (1983)
Aurora: Would you like to come in? Garrett: I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.
Rita: "I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back? Cameraman: How do you feel about Cleveland?"
Mississippi Burning (1988)
Anderson: You know, if I were a Negro, I'd probably think the same way they do. Ward: If you were a Negro, nobody would give a damn what you thought.
Ugarte: You despise me, don't you? Rick: If I gave you any thought I probably would.
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man? Vasquez: No. Have you?
Army of Darkness (1992)
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northland and leader of its peoples. Ash: Well hello, Mr. Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you, pal; you ain't leadin' but two things right now, Jack and sh*t, and Jack left town.
Toy Story (1995)
Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill. Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink 'em to death.
The Avengers (2012)
Loki: Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by... Hulk: (after he grabs him by the leg and knocks him out by repeatedly smashing him to the floor) Puny god.
Big Nothing (2006)
Gus: Rule number four, never return to the scene of the crime! Charlie: It's Josie's card, I left it by the phone. Gus: Rule number five, if your partner turns out to be an idiot, forget rule number four.
The Proposal (2009)
Margaret: Pst. Psst! I am not getting in that boat! Andrew: You don't have to. See you in three days. Margaret: Psst! You know I can't swim! Andrew: Hence, the boat.
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