Poll: Just Goats
Which of the following goat facts do you find the most relatable? baa baaaaah bleat maaaaa ... over here!
Poll by: TsarStepan
Created Jan 12 05:29
Goat Simulator (2014)
Physics be damned. Goats just know how to violate the laws of physics.
Lucas Dawson and Ellie Grainger in The Witch (2015)
Goats are the emissary of the Devil, (or sometimes, in fact, the actual avatar for the Prince of Darkness himself).
My Ordinary Life (2011)
Goat as a status symbol and method of transportation for the elite.
George Clooney in The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)
Goats can be potential conduits to powerful psychic powers one is trying to develop.
David Duchovny and Graham Phillips in Goats (2012)
Goats are subjects to study... for science.
Jurassic Park (1993)
Sorry. But aren't goats merely dino food?
Witches use goats as commuting alternatives to flying on a broom.
Taylor Swift: Mean (2011)
Goats are pop music video fodder?!
Travis Fimmel in Vikings (2013)
Goats make the softest best friends and companions.
Glen Powell in Scream Queens (2015)
Hey! I'm lactose intolerant. My goat friends provide goats milk, which has lower lactose than milk from cows.
The Leftovers (2014)
Sometimes goats make for the most perfect... scapegoats during unexplainable times involving natural and supernatural disasters.
Donald Glover in Community (2009)
Goats are OTHER school's mascots, to be taken as pranks. They also can be made into unwilling, unknowing scapegoats for any unresolved hijinks.
Le Quattro Volte (2010)
Hi there honey. You want the $50 Table Dance, or the $25 version?
Alpine Climbers (1936)
Mountain goats often have anger management issues.
The Andy Griffith Show (1960)
Goats make for terrible Explosive Ordnance Disposal Technicians.
Goat Story (2008)
Being in a love triangle with a goat is never recommended.
Jonathan Ashmore in A Kid for Two Farthings (1955)
GOATS ARE MORE MAGICAL AND SPECIAL THAN UNICORNS! Disagree? #FIGHTME!
The Incredible Dr. Pol (2011)
"This ain't nothing Mom! It was just a little fight and you ought to see what the other kid looks like!" Kids these days?! Am I right? These juvenile delinquents, always ready to rumble.
Goats are pretentious hipster buskers, living in luxury lofts of Williamsburg, NYC.
Mysteries at the Museum (2010)
Always stereotyped as being the tough guy.
Bless This Mess (2019)
Goats get incensed when they are mistaken as celebrity doppelgangers.
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