Poll: Best of C.D. Bales's Joking Insults Better Than "Big Nose"?

In Roxanne (1987), a modern update of Cyrano de Bergerac (1950), a drunk calls C. D. Bales (Steve Martin) "big nose" and C.D. responds by coming up with 25 joking insults that are more clever. Which is your favorite? Discuss the list here


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