Poll: Movie Ideas Based on Stupid Puns
Puns are easy, puns are stupid. Puns are lousy or insipid. Puns are stinky, puns are fun. Puns make imagination run! Which of these stupid film premises based on the lousiest possible puns would make the most interesting film? After voting, you may discuss the list here
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Armageddon (1998)
KARMAGEDDON: One of the meteor's fragment vows revenge on the Earth, this time, it's personal! -
The Crucible (1996)
SALEM BOMBAY: A witch hunt in Bombay slums. -
Die Hard (1988)
THE LAST JEDI HARD: Rey tries to save her friends of the Resistance taken hostages by the First Order in the Kenobini Plaza. -
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE MOWGLI: Adult Mowgli joins Shere Khan's son and Baloo's daughter in a race to find a treasure in an ancient Hindu temple in the middle of the jungle. -
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
NITTI, THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL: Frank Nitti is taken to another planet and tries to Phone Capone. -
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
STAR TREK II- THE WRATH OF KHAN-KHAN: The Enterprise crew visit Moulin Rouge. -
Finding Neverland (2004)
NEVER SAY NEVERLAND: James Bond meets Peter Pan and Wendy Galore, their mission: defeat Captain Silverfinger. -
Casablanca (1942)
CASACHOK BLANCA: the Soviet version of the timeless classic with Riko Blanski, Isla Kalinka and Captain Louis Skoda. -
The Passion of the Christ (2004)
FASHION OF THE CHRIST: Jesus sees what's coming ahead and has no fancy following his fathers plans, so he flees, suffers a long period being scornt by his father, but at least gets himself out of trouble by founding a new fashion label. (Suggested by Breumaster) -
Ender's Game (2013)
GENDER'S GAMES: Adult Ender Wiggin does a sex change to join the DC cinematic universe and becomes the new Detective Comics super heroine Tender Gender.. (Suggested by Breumaster) -
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST OF BRAY ROAD: A modern-day Belle travels from France to Wisconsin, where she encounters the famed Beast of Bray Road. (Suggested by NarniaisAwesome) -
Girl of My Dreams (2013)
GORILLA MY DREAMS:A young silverback gorilla falls in love with a beautiful female gorilla.(Suggested by Dan Dassow) -
The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
THE MANCHURIAN CANDIED DATE: or how a poisoned Oriental dessert changed the course of a historic American election. -
Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
ARSENIC AND OLD LASSIE: It's a sad time for Lassie and her friends, she's sick and old... and they have to put her down (sob!)