Poll: Flip the Bird?
You're given the opportunity to be reincarnated as a bird for your next life. Which of the following bird(s) from television or movies would your next life as a bird best parallel? Choose your ornithological destiny here!
Poll by: TsarStepan
Created May 13 2015
Harry Davenport, William Severn, and Jimmy the Crow in The Enchanted Forest (1945)
I too want a long career 'acting' in Hollywood like Jimmy, The Crow. It's a Wonderful Life (1946) (uncredited) .... Crow in Bank; The Enchanted Forest (1945) (as Jim the Crow) .... Blackie; The Wizard of Oz (1939) (uncredited) .... Crow in Cornfield; Etc....
Edward Asner, Bob Peterson, and Jordan Nagai in Up (2009)
Let me be a colorful and flamboyant bird like Kevin, the 'giant' bird from Up (2009)
Buddy Hackett, Jodi Benson, and Jason Marin in The Little Mermaid (1989)
I'd be a fountain of useless trivia like Scuttle (Buddy Hackett) from The Little Mermaid (1988)
"The Birds," Rod Taylor. 1963 Universal
Anarchy is in my blood! I'll join the revolution of violent birds from Alfred Hitchock's The Birds (1963)
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
Human society needs to be culled! I'll join the unruly mob of birds from the cult disaster, Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2012)
David Bradley in Kes (1969)
Let me enrich the life of a young boy or girl like Kes, a pet falcon from Kes (1969)
Eva Gabor, Pinto Colvig, Jim Jordan, and Bob Newhart in The Rescuers (1977)
I'd love to travel the globe like Wilbur from The Rescuers (1977), etc....
Geoffrey Rush in Finding Nemo (2003)
I'm an outsider already. I'm already quite like Nigel (Geoffrey Rush) from Finding Nemo (2003)
Finding Nemo (2003)
I'd be a social bird in need of many friends to gossip and squawk with... like those loudmouth seagulls from Finding Nemo (2003)
Johnny Depp in Rango (2011)
I'm always hungry. Let me hunt like the perpetually 'hangry' hawk from Rango (2011)
Jonathan Freeman and Gilbert Gottfried in Aladdin (1992)
I make for a great right hand bird to a Disney villain like Iago (Gilbert Gottfried) from Aladdin (1992)
Caroll Spinney in Follow That Bird (1985)
Educating little tykes and such is my big dream... like Big Bird (Caroll Spinney) from Sesame Street (1969)
Frank Oz, Jim Henson, John Baddeley, David Buck, Charles Collingwood, Barry Dennen, Dave Goelz, Louise Gold, Michael Kilgarriff, Brian Meehl, Jerry Nelson, Bob Payne, Mike Quinn, Tim Rose, Steve Whitmire, and Thick Wilson in The Dark Crystal (1982)
Give me control of the world! I'm a tad power hungry like the Skeksis from Jim Henson and Frank Oz's puppet masterpiece The Dark Crystal (1982)
I'll help other chickens gain their freedom like Rocky (Mel Gibson), Ginger (Julia Sawalha), and the rest of the co-op of chickens from Chicken Run (2000)
Harry & Hedwig
I'd live as a muse and familiar in a magical world like Hedwig from J.K. Rowling's (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001), etc....
Michael J. Fox and Melanie Griffith in Stuart Little 2 (2002)
Let's go on adventures with STuart and the gang... like Margalo (Melanie Griffith) from Stuart Little 2 (2002)
If it means I finally get to meet my soulmate, I'd suffer the romantic life like Navarre's companion hawk from Ladyhawke (1985)
Johnny Depp and David Bailie in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
The pirates' life is also for me... like Cotton's parrot from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007), etc....
Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
I'll be pampered by a true animal like when I join Ace Ventura's menagerie of birds from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Eleanor Audley and Dal McKennon in Sleeping Beauty (1959)
I'd help an evil witch with her spying errands like Maleficent's crow from Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Jim Cummings and Craig Ferguson in Winnie the Pooh (2011)
I'd be happy to reside in A. A. Milne's playful world like Owl (Hal Smith) from The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
Jim Sturgess in Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (2010)
I'd live with my fellow civilized owls like Soren (Jim Sturgess) from Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (2010)
Anne Hathaway, Jesse Eisenberg, and George Lopez in Rio (2011)
I'd roam the tropics like Blu (Jesse Eisenberg) and his friends from Rio (2011), etc....
Give me a good family like Paulie (Jay Mohr) from Paulie (1995)
Howard the Duck (1986)
Howard T. Duck (Ed Gale) from Howard the Duck (1986)
Penguins of Madagascar (2014)
I'd enlist along side Skipper (Tom McGrath) and his special forces unit from Penguins of Madagascar (2014), etc....
March of the Penguins (2005)
There's safety in numbers like the penguins, penguins, penguins, penguins, and even more penguins from March of the Penguins (2005)
I'd terrorize Tokyo and other cities of the world like Rodan, the protobird from Rodan (1956)
The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill (2003)
Living in San Francisco like The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill (2003) Always lovely weather there!
Fly Away Home (1996)
Let me grow up into a similar orphaned geese family that was adopted by the likes of Amy Alden (Anna Paquin) from Fly Away Home (1996)
Jason Sudeikis, Danny McBride, and Josh Gad in The Angry Birds Movie (2016)
Angry Birds! Warring with evil pigs! Enough said!
The Life of Birds (1998)
I'd love to be documented by the great David Attenborough as he's done in the past with The Life of Birds (1998)
Richard Harris and Daniel Radcliffe in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
A phoenix named Fawkes, who is the pet of Hogwarts headmaster Albus Dumbledore from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
I may or may not have Napoleon syndrome in this life. Either way... in the next life I'll be going it big time! Make me one of the giant Eagles from Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001), etc....
Jeff Bergman in The Looney Tunes Show (2011)
Tweety from The Loony Tunes Show (2011), etc....
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