Poor Japan. When they're not having their country destroyed by Godzilla or one of his numerous enemies, they have to deal with the idiotic nerve wrecking cackle of the idiotic Phantom of Krankor(or is it Krank-whore?)and his equally stupid minions who threaten to cause major havoc if their demands aren't met.
But, Japan is lucky this time around, for you see Krankor is neither dangerous nor intimidating, and he appears to be the sort of guy who, um, favors the company of men if you get my drift.
Nevertheless, the weakling Japs take this chicken look alike fop seriously and seem to be at his mercy. But, just when things look helpless, an almost as ridiculous looking superhero comes to the rescue of the sniveling bed wetting people of Japan. This mystery man simply refers to himself as Prince of Space(he spends most of his time on Earth however, but what the hell?)
Anyway, Krankor and his companions, er I mean troops, fight the strange hero in several humiliatingly unseccessful attempts to capture him. All along the way Prince of Space shoots back with his famous "Your weapons are useless against me!" line no less than 50 times. But do the bad guys learn? Nah, they're too stupid to remember a line repeated every 10 seconds, and they try over and over but just can't seem to get it through their heads that maybe their weapons really don't work afterall.
The fighting continues, Krankor continues to terrorize the cowardly people of Japan with his rather annoying laugh, and eventually Krankor is defeated and Japan and all of Earth is safe from this race of foolish, rather fey group of half human half chickens forever by none other than Prince of Space, but by that time you won't care and will probably be asleep if you have any sense.
If you didn't get my point by reading the above comment, this movie really sucks. I couldn't possibly describe how terrible it truely is. It's one of those movies that dares you to take it seriously, which you won't. If you ever get a chance to watch the MST3K version, do so. It's simply hysterical, and they do a better job of ripping it apart than I could.
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