• I will stand up and proudly admit that I didn't rent this movie, I bought it, and to date it's the best $1.99 I've ever spent. Well, $11.99 if you count the dime bag, but I digress.

    It's taken me a while to write this review because, as so often happens, I find myself torn: How could one critique Michaelangelo's David or the Mona Lisa. And you heard me right, this film is hands down the Mona Lisa of crap.

    Any experienced cheesy movie watcher is familiar with a phenomenon called "Point Break", the point at which not even the director takes the film seriously any more. This point comes depressingly late in the movie, as it's where Nukie dances by the fire.

    Since I purchased this film, I've viewed it almost monthly and it just keeps getting funnier every time. If you ever happen across Nukie for sale or rent, or even if it's just sitting on the side of the road, pick it up, take it home and get some buds (some friends, too) and I guarantee you won't be sorry.