• Warning: Spoilers
    First off: You will never see this movie.

    Second off: You all wish you could see this movie.

    I watched it on a public network so late at night that my friends and I couldn't bring ourselves to turn the channel. It was too hypnotizing.

    I couldn't place my finger on exactly what the worse part was: the heartbreaking acting, the hilarious script, the ambiguously gay plot, or the incredibly racist undertones.

    The incredible production value is obviously split between the inventive and clever editor (who oddly enough has the same name as the director ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA) and the incredible touch of fake tears that every character seemed to be plagued with whenever they had a conversation about Jake.

    Not seeing this movie is denying yourself the pleasure of seeing who the real evil during college is. That's right. It's Jake.

    Yep, A guy name Jake. He's crazy, he'll punch you out a window. Watch out all you first years.

    Fraternities are lame but man to get to wear blue jeans and a white T-shirt and take orders from a guy who wishes he was on soaps.

    The movie spends most of its length proving how little the writer knows about "african-americans" and just belittles the character into a fun loving guy who just wants friends, BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT ALL THAT DIFFERENT!!!!!!!! ITS JUST THE COLOR OF HIS SKIN THAT'S DIFFERENT!!! OTHER THAN THAT HE'S A NORMAL UPPER CLASS NEGRO WHO WEARS A PLAID BLAZER!!! RIGHT ON BROTHER!!! SHARE THE PLAID POWER!!!!

    The only thing funnier than this movie is the User comment that I read after the movie I just saw. Phenomenal.

    Enjoy.