My Favorite Quotes: (Please pardon some quotes are not exact, I cant remember the exact words)
Movers: That bridge (It like covered in termites) Black Man (Mover): I wouldn't go over that on a skateboard! White Guy (Mover): Have faith in the craftsmanship of our forefathers Black Man (Mover): Your Forefathers, NOT MY FOREFATHERS! White Guy (Mover): Were Going over it! Black Man (Mover): Oh Lord!
Mailman arrives ...
Andy Farmer: Those must be the movers Elizabeth Farmer : Perfect Timing Andy Farmer: (Stands In Front of the Manic Mailman trying to run Andy Over) Andy Farmer: Wo the h** was that? Who was that maniac? Elizabeth Farmer : This is mail Andy, that MANIAC was our mailman!
The Movers ask for directions the 2nd time... Black Man (Mover): Excuse me, can we have some assistance please? Man: Glad to help Black Man(Mover): Were looking for the town of Redbud Man: Well , if your going to RedBud you sure wouldn't want to start from here. Black Man (Mover): Supossing you have to.
After long set of directions.. Man: Or, you can go to the bridge to save yourself sometime. Man: I wouldn't go there If I were you.
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