• OK...you're a producer or director and somebody give you a script - and it has no story...

    What do you do? You try to prolong the story with whatever you can...throw in a stripper in a totally boring scene.

    Try to make a love story where there is none.

    Try some really bad sex jokes and have them turn out wrong.

    Yeah - you can do a whole bunch of stuff and it still won't turn out right.

    With a lame sport like tennis, it's not really something that can excite people...and with a movie based on a sport that nobody really cares about and a character based on a person that nobody really cares about - well you have a movie that nobody really cares about.

    That's all I can write and still be honest.

    It's just plain boring and drags on too long...