• Cool - here comes Vinnie Jones, whom I'm a big fan of & Dominic Purcell.

    The aircraft scenes look like they're shot in a hotel - very confusing. Do they really have glass fruit bowls sitting on polished wooden tables? Or cargo bays with cars inside, fully pressurised and air-conditioned with extensive lighting and stairs leading up to the passenger compartment?

    The action... they do a clever job of avoiding any real action on screen - and there is no excitement or suspense.

    The budget for this movie obviously wouldn't even cover the price of admission. The story was so bad, and the plot so sad, that I had to resist the urge to turn it off for a while. Initially thinking it was going to be a pythonesque slow starting rip roaring comedy...

    The joke's on me for wasting 40 minutes on this trash!