• Are we now at the point where we can be bored stiff by $50 million of cutting-edge movie technology?

    Stereotyped characters, poor casting and an apoplectically lame story line. And stupid, sophomoric visual gags that are, more often than not, so fleeting that you wonder how many months of work and how much money were spent on each of them.

    Who on earth is green-lighting these garbage stories?

    If you can't first produce a decent script, don't waste your time trying to wow me with your visuals. Even my 5-year-old was bored.

    Bring on the feather and a bucket; I've gorged myself on your junk movie and want to purge myself so you can fill me up again with your next undeserving boondoggle.