. . . INSTANT LOVE illustrates how hard it was for rich White Americans to stay out of trouble in the 1960s. First, they quarreled with Cuba. Then they vied with Vietnam. A rumble with Russia always seemed in the offing. INSTANT LOVE is so offensive it's a wonder Brazil didn't declare war back on America. The redhead U.S. actress character "Pamela Jones" is so clueless that she does not even realize that Texas has been part of America since 1865, when she brazenly asserts that Brazil is a country "bigger than the United States and Texas combined." Her Harvard-educated extra-marital "friend" Gary works as an "efficiency expert" for the U.S. government. About the only thing at which Gary is efficient is causing trouble. His bumbling threatens the Brazilian coffee crop, and he almost ruins Mardi Gras by diverting the parade onto an ocean liner. Perhaps the best way to view INSTANT LOVE is as a "lost episode" of I LOVE LUCY, in which all the characters have been replaced by their understudies, and a half-hour of second-rate material has been stretched out for 90 minutes.