. . . as Warner Bros. goes for historical accuracy by casting its Lincoln along the lines of the one featured in Vincent Price's HOUSE OF WAX--after the fire. Concluding with a two-and-a-half minute rendition of that piece memorized by every American schoolboy in the 1900s--the Gettysburg Address--LINCOLN IN THE WHITE HOUSE reveals the sort of trivia about Mount Rushmore's Abe that one used to find fleshing out the salient features of the adjoining "Playmate of the Month" (before Hugh Hefner adopted an articles-only policy). Mr. Penny thinks that "Dixie" is a "fine tune," and that he'd probably be fighting for Slavery, if he'd been born a few miles further South and believed in it. Nebraska's Capital says there's no need to throw the book at Bowe Bergdahl. Take Five has no problem with having a drunk on the Fifty, if U.S. Grant can get the job done. And though Sally Field is "no Spring chicken," Father Abraham says she should be allowed to play Mary Todd to her heart's content.