• I watched this movie this afternoon, and I'm still not sure why I did so. The local newspaper said it was a "thriller" and I like thrillers, but this movie was as thrilling and as fast-paced as molasses. Fiennes is as good as expected and Dakota Johnson actually does a pretty decent job, but everything/body else sucked (including the much ballyhooed Tilda Swinton - in a BIG way). Basically, the movie follows this script: there are two men and two women. Both men are interested in the same woman. A murder then happens. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...... If you like snail-paced and pretentious, go watch this flick. Otherwise, go get an ice cream and watch ANYthing else on TV...