I cannot believe these people are having such a hard time with this. "American Ninja Warrior" – pffft – what a silly
I laugh at you in broken English, "ha-ha-ha-ha." Climb – fall; run – fall; crawl – fall; jump – fall – too many clumsy oafs
I show you how it's done, without falling. Remember, "To fall, is to fail" or, "trying is for losers, doing is for winners" or "kittens are cute." To think these folks are really struggling and then falling
and they are the best? The best of what – Second-placers? This stuff is so easy
I have a blind turtle, with no legs
or head
who could do all these challenges in record time. I hope you know I am kidding. This is really a good show and very enjoyable to watch. My daughter and I will watch this competition religiously. I highly recommend it.