• No, really. Someone tell us please. It HAS to be a joke.

    It boggles the mind what can pass as cinema.

    This film is worthy of every single review cliché statement imaginable: - Don't watch! - Skip! - Complete waste of time.

    • I want my money back.

    • Worst movie ever! ... and any more you can think of.

    I have no more words. This film was so bad I was left speechless.