• You gotta make a buck, so favorites like France's Liza Harper and the ever-young Lezley Zen talk to the camera and hump mindlessly in this intentionally misspelled opus "Dirty Sexy Momey". Extreme slumming is also evident by former (a decade earlier) superstar Chasey Lain who should have stayed in retirement.

    The five desultory segments are mediocre, with Lezley and Chasey engaging in Sapphic sex. Look up time-killer in the dictionary and this would be a useful example.