Review

  • Perhaps more palatable to users of the Digital Playground website, this latest hodge-podge of content assembled for us retrograde DVD fans has its moments but is all over the place. The main connecting factor for the 5 scenes is a variation on the Cuckold genre: namely watching folks oblivious to being cheated on or humiliated.

    Unbeatable superstar Angela White is hamstrung by terrible improvised dialog and encouragement by the unnamed DP director for his cast to overact as if that were instantly amusing. She's wearing a corset that is meant to, as those phony TV ads would proclaim, magically reduce one's belly, and as she's hoovering it prevents her from bending over properly -how funny! She calls it "waist training".

    This scene is titled "In a Pinch", and her poor hubby is cuckolded when his buddy Ramon Nomar arrives and humps Wihte in stand-up fashion in the kitchen. When the uncredited actor returns he's aghast to catch them right after Ramon's money shot, and the slapstick ending is really terrible.

    DP/Brazzers' latest find Nicolette Shea is a sight for sore eyes in a stupid farce starring a guy named Justin as her stepson, humping her photogenically in the shower. This is a porn gambit dating back to many a memorable Soft-core opus (I think Radley Metzger's "Little Mother" was the first) in which those great boobs pressed up against the shower glass in "Cool Hand Luke" fashion delight us mammary fans.

    Title scene "Cock Therapy" has character names for a change instead of the porn talent using their stage names. Eva Notty is Jasmine, on the couch with an uncredited (and unfamiliar faced) femme shrink, who turns out to be the mother of Eva the cougar's young boyfriend Xander Corvus. Xander is way too old to be playing a college kid anymore, but he humps Eva nicely. Unfortunately, Eva has recently gone under the knife recently, altering her once unbeatable huge natural breasts into stand-out but hard as a rock ones, the newbies closely resembling Cathy Heaven's latter-day frontage -must have gone to the same doc.

    The other two scenes are very poorly directed, sort of embarrassing. In "My Boyfriends Hot Mom" the title is not merely missing an apostrophe but contradicted immediately by the content of the scene - DP must have fired the inspector who used to get listed in the end credits a decade ago.

    In this dreadful scene Missy Martinez and her bountiful boobs is the mom of a girlfriend, not a boyfriend. She humps her kid's beau named David in the kitchen, but gets caught, after his money shot of course, by her daughter and all her friends, who mock them and take photos. None of the kids get a credit, since they're NonSex.

    Even sillier is a really lame variation on cuckold action titled "Testing My Son's Girlfriend", in which a difficult to recognize Krissy Lynn (she's sporting dark hair instead of blonde locks) has Sapphic sex with cute Jill Kassidy in the kitchen, right behind her son (oddly cast Black stud Jay Savage, with little to do her in a NonSex assignment) and her nondescript hubby.

    NOTE: The contents of this DVD were also released around the same time by mistake on one titled "Filthy F*cks 3", which pictures Adria Rae on the cover and was supposed to star Cassidy Klein -that program was released instead inside of a DVD titled "Bad Behavior", compounding the sloppy Digital Playground mistakes.